witt ๐Ÿ’พ

Automation, monitoring/o11y, DevOps, tinkering, hiking, lifting, climbing, reading. Sinner saved by grace.

witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
TechnoTimtechnotim
2023-12-01

Your 2023 HomeLab Unwrapped

It's a play on Spotify's unwrapped yearly event but in the tone of homelab.  It's orange and purple and has an 8 bit mouse cursor along with a windows 98 "My Computer" icon.  

 It reads:

Your 2023 Wrapped
HomeLab

โ€ข You entered 2,850 terminal commands
โ€ข 50% of them were the โฌ†๏ธโ€Žโ€Žโ€โ€โ€Ž โ€Žarrow
โ€ข Your data hoarding grew by 900%
โ€ข You transferred 2,000 petabytes of data
โ€ข 25% of that was with iperf while tuning
โ€ข You whispered โ€œPlease work!โ€ 900 times
โ€ข Only 100 were followed by โ€œYes!โ€
โ€ข You created 323 Virtual Machines
โ€ข Only 2 of those survive today
โ€ข 1 of your Docker containers has 
  been in a crash loop since 2022

There is also an image of technotim in the lower right corner.
witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
mcdwaynemcdwayne
2023-11-13

What has 3,938 total unique secrets across all projects?

This is not a joke.

blog.gitguardian.com/uncoverin

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-11-09

@Eggfreckles because it's immutable!

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-11-04

The Apple announcement got me looking at the CPU benchmarks and OOO WEE am I in the mood to dip my toe back into Apple products.

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-11-04

@Eggfreckles is this how you uninstall fedora

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-11-04

@Eggfreckles try Canola

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-11-01
witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
2023-10-27

Schrodinger's Data: Data that is immensely valuable to the company and must be protected at all costs, until Security or GRC tries to requires controls to protect it. Then its worthless, open source, public data, and theres no reason to protect it.

#InfoSec #GRC #Risk

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-10-23

@WAHa_06x36 Life just finds a ways.

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-10-17

@ismh So jealous of the Todoist lockscreen widget on iOS.

witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
2023-10-17

"The old gods do not comprehend artificial light. It collapses their superposition and leaves us wondering about lens flares and multi-exposure, craving answers, unable to accept the reality only artificial eyes can perceive."

Monsties for November. :D

#drachenmagier #fantasy #Horror #deer #monster #traditionalArt #traditionalMedia #fantasyArt

Collapsed superposition of a multidimensional deer
witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-10-15

@imyke It really brings out your eyes.

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-09-28

I find graveyards both tranquil and unsettling.

indieweb.org/site-deaths

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-09-28

@ismh @imyke But first... the blindfold.

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-09-28

@imyke Love the colorway. Is this an HHKB w/ Topre switches?

witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
2023-09-27
witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
2023-09-22

Podcastathon day is the day every year where I feel like the work that I do is for a bigger reason.

Join us today and you'll understand why.

We'll be live at twitch.tv/relayfm

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ - 09:00 Pacific
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ - 11:00 Central
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ - 12:00 Eastern
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง - 17:00 BST
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ - 18:00 CEST

witt ๐Ÿ’พwitt
2023-09-20

@mcdwayne HO-LEE EFF. That's huge ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

witt ๐Ÿ’พ boosted:
2023-09-19

Saw today, it made me think of IT Security budgets

A locked wooden gate with no fence, so you can just walk around it

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