Nostalgic final boss beats for your eardrums:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OluPzMYygJM

"You guys go drive 50 miles an hour for 3 minutes. We will go on foot from here and get there at the same time!"
#monsterdon

#monsterdon My big take away is that we're all in on bog witches. This movie is pro-bog witch propaganda and I'm for it.

...That's it? No resolution? We never learn if Jenny was infected by the monster? They just... Don't look for the eggs?

Okay, fuck you too then. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You know, more movies with a doddering old cast I say.

I WAS KIDDING!
You didn't have to do that movie.
#Monsterdon #Bog

@wizardponderingorb can confirm, once overheard someone get something wrong about the periodic table on a date and ended up talking about it for a solid five minutes.

did not get a second date. :blobcat_amused:

#monsterdon Yes, let's hear the old white men talk about their thoughts on females. /s

#monsterdon This plane is owning the scene.

@cocaine_owlbear #monsterdon BLOOD. SCENT. GENERATOR. >:(

vapourise him too

#monsterdon #Bog1979

#monsterdon That's all that happened? We grabbed some eggs? We were doing incoherent scuba for 5 minutes, movie.

#monsterdon Still scuba diving.

#monsterdon Yes, the scuba suits were expensive. Stretch that footage. Look at them go.

#monsterdon ...I... I think everyone by the lake knows there's a lake, why would you... okay moving on.

#monsterdon
👮‍♂️ I can't let you down there sir.
👨 There's a lake down there.

What.

#monsterdon The most unrealistic part of the movie is the chemist saying jack shit about the periodic table when brought up.

#monsterdon "Maybe they didn't hit it with enough force?"

...I mean, she's right. At a certain point, anything can be blasted hard enough. Let her cook.

#monsterdon ...Is he alive for this makeout?

#monsterdon This cop acting in the same scene as these women is fourth wall breaking.