Gamwise Samgee

If you like pixel art, sketches, gardening, beginner DIY, occasional photos of cats, and info dumps on retro RPGs, give me a follow.
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If it has knights and dragons, I'm in.
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I CW politics and trauma/therapy dumps.
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I have a young cousin that's neurotypical and you don't act anything like them.
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Profile Picture: Warrior of Light from FF1 by Yoshitaka Amano
Header: Screenshot of Breath of Fire II's fiendish Necromancer boss battle.

2025-06-16

Nostalgic final boss beats for your eardrums:

youtube.com/watch?v=OluPzMYygJ

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Paco Hope #resistpaco@infosec.exchange
2025-06-16

"You guys go drive 50 miles an hour for 3 minutes. We will go on foot from here and get there at the same time!"
#monsterdon

2025-06-16

#monsterdon My big take away is that we're all in on bog witches. This movie is pro-bog witch propaganda and I'm for it.

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2025-06-16

...That's it? No resolution? We never learn if Jenny was infected by the monster? They just... Don't look for the eggs?

Okay, fuck you too then. #Monsterdon

2025-06-16

#monsterdon You know, more movies with a doddering old cast I say.

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strangefour with the Pleiadesstrangefour@retro.pizza
2025-06-16

I WAS KIDDING!
You didn't have to do that movie.
#Monsterdon #Bog

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2025-06-16

@wizardponderingorb can confirm, once overheard someone get something wrong about the periodic table on a date and ended up talking about it for a solid five minutes.

did not get a second date. :blobcat_amused:

2025-06-16

#monsterdon Yes, let's hear the old white men talk about their thoughts on females. /s

2025-06-16

#monsterdon This plane is owning the scene.

2025-06-16

@cocaine_owlbear #monsterdon BLOOD. SCENT. GENERATOR. >:(

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Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2025-06-16

vapourise him too

#monsterdon #Bog1979

2025-06-16

#monsterdon That's all that happened? We grabbed some eggs? We were doing incoherent scuba for 5 minutes, movie.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon Still scuba diving.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon Yes, the scuba suits were expensive. Stretch that footage. Look at them go.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon ...I... I think everyone by the lake knows there's a lake, why would you... okay moving on.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon
👮‍♂️ I can't let you down there sir.
👨 There's a lake down there.

What.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon The most unrealistic part of the movie is the chemist saying jack shit about the periodic table when brought up.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon "Maybe they didn't hit it with enough force?"

...I mean, she's right. At a certain point, anything can be blasted hard enough. Let her cook.

2025-06-16

#monsterdon ...Is he alive for this makeout?

2025-06-16

#monsterdon This cop acting in the same scene as these women is fourth wall breaking.

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