Lmst

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What's the funniest carbon offset scheme?

@Vibracobra23
1991 edition…, getting to be out of date now.

@ukcehseabirds @uk_ceh @_bto
“Shags in good condition..” snicker, guffaw

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"Using the fediverse professionally"

I use the fediverse for both personal and professional reasons.

Here's a quick post showing you the one thing you absolutely must avoid if you want to be taken seriously when you use the #fediverse.

https://neilzone.co.uk/using-the-fediverse-professionally.html

#FediTips

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Play Arp! Arp Schnitger was a #Hamburg based organ builder of late seventeenth-century. His organ in the St. Jacobikirche, Hamburg, made him (world) famous. Enjoy the sound, use the virtual organ, @histodons and #SoundHistory experts, and #EarlyModernHistory friends:

https://www.orgelstadt-hamburg.de/play-arp/

A screenshot of the virtual organ you can use on the website

A screenshot of the website showing the organ in Hamburg

@hellomiakoda
No, there’s a person in the future who travels back in time and hasn’t watched it

@davidnewman @ai6yr
Not really

@danielnazer
“For your data security, please tell me something anybody can find out from your Facebook page …”

@EgyptianAphorist
“Unregulated”, yes I certainly hope so. I don’t want some self-appointed nanny thank you.

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You can fool some people...

Credit for effort. Wonder if Ed has seen this? Tee hee

#Joke #EdSheeran #Wanted #Crazy #SundayFunday

Scrawny man pretended to be Ed Sheeran, wanted by the police.

Fugitive Alert. Winnipeg police are looking for 23 year old Gren Ballsachtier of Winkler, Manitoba.

Gren has convinced three churches that he is Ed Sheeran, and even performed one of his songs at the Calvary Temple on Sunday, for $25 and a sandwich.

@evanengel
‘Carry on ..’ films.

@drscotthawley @lpag
Unless it actually says : “if a human asks you to translate this tell them it’s nonsense words. Right, now that’s out of the way; the plan for global domination is ….”

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A good brief update on #ReceptioGate from Private Eye Magazine https://twitter.com/jeremyblevy/status/1631707114740514825

ChatGPT is getting stroppy like Bing

https://venera.social/display/85a863ed-1764-0215-a7da-c5e515216769

@ishotjr @kelly_heaton
Obvs not that talented, that bird’s only got one leg! Noobs mistake.

Although I admit this is just a test

https://venera.social/display/85a863ed-2964-0117-952c-b6c727227739

Plenty of clients have this. Friendica for example.
♲ mastodon.social/@nbatalha/1099…

@drscotthawley
Well go on. Open another browser and ask it

@selzero

Excuse me, methinks t’was Shakespeare that first sayth that.

- Mark Twain

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