Spill the tea! The VULNER ABILI TEA!
From: @GossiTheDog
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@maxleibman Gender congeal party?

Welcome to the paywall, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your login screen

@jet Pūteketeke?

it’s only a Thirsk Trap if it comes from the market town and civil parish in North Yorkshire, England

otherwise it’s just sparkling scantily-attired algorithmic engagement stunting

@mrowe

Gotta say, Canberra is approaching if not exceeding Zurich levels of glorious today. With the added bonus of not being Sydney or Zurich. #glorious #Canberra

Lots of people out and about. Yet I was able to do a zero-traffic “canyon run” by Testastretta&Desmodromo. Markets by the lake. Tons of flowers. Swooping magpies. Gentlest of gentle breezes.

@futzle 10: very strange quiz today.

The banknotes one I knew, from first proper job where I counted money. I think I still have one of those first tenners. And the ships one is from my actual literal wheelhouse so if I got that wrong, I’d be drummed out.

@futzle *laughs in sped-up footage montage*

I would like, if I may, to paint my car in dazzle camouflage that makes it look like a stop sign to certain self-driving cars.

if u shout “get in the hole!” at a golf tournament we’re unlikely to have any common attributes that could constitute friendship

Anko Bureau of Spending

@GamesMissed Then don’t show these kids the Teeny Tiny Fire Truck account ( https://www.instagram.com/teenytinyfiretruck ) by @TelstarLogistics !

https://www.instagram.com/p/DI7umdXRwHp/?igsh=MWJ5b2QyYTM4bGh5bw==

@franksting

@Jplonie

@franksting Oh, boy. That’s ~2 × new East Asian Electric Cars or 1 × used Turbo Teutonic two-plus-two coupé.

@justkwin Flying to the southern hemisphere? Buy you a refreshment if we’re near?

Described Mastodon as “open source Twitter” to someone in a professional context today.

You are
A faceted
Jewel fallen
Loose from
The velvet
Night,
Long may
You shine.

#poetry