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Preston von Gabbleduckbackupbear@aus.social
2025-08-20

I had my second ever meeting today where this laptop sticker was relevant.

Laptop sticker of a fat cartoon duckling holding a cartoon knife, titled, “This meeting could have been a knife fight”
2025-08-20

@quux @ascherbaum Tickets werden dann in Litern geschätzt? Entweder Tränen oder Ouzo…

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2025-08-20
Japanese artist creates erasers that slowly turn into an old bald man as you use them Before (lots of hair) After (very bald on top)
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2025-08-20
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Christopher M0YNGM0YNG@mastodon.radio
2025-08-20

I've decided I don't want to get left behind and have taken my first steps to embrace "AI" guidance in my life.

I bought a tarot deck and will now be using "Arcana Insights" every day.

I'll also be pulling a card every time someone says "I asked chat gpt" in a work meeting.

Today I pulled 5 of swords, which perfectly captures my face whenever someone says "I asked chat gpt".

I dropped this into the meeting chat, warning of hollow victories and the need for building on evidence.

Small tarot card, a man rubs his head with one hand and grimaces whilst a crow sits on his other shoulder. 4 crows fly away in the background and a silhouette figure in the distance raises arms in triumph.
2025-08-20

@copyrights and while downloading a single track works, I need another app to play it 🙈

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Miles :verifiedbisexual: :verified_neko2:miles@snug.moe
2025-08-20

My pronouns are he/him/../../../etc/passwd

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HTTP 1.1/418 Teapotrmd1023@infosec.exchange
2025-08-20
Two panels of an anime cartoon character speaking. Caption 1: "why is being alive so expensive?" Caption 2: "I'm not even having a good time"
2025-08-20

@copyrights I only see a "download" button on single tracks, not on an album

2025-08-20

There is no Jellyfin client for Android that supports both downloads for offline playback (Finamp, Fintunes) and DLNA casting (official Jellyfin app)?

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Markus Unterwaditzeruntitaker@gts.woodland.cafe
2025-08-20
the GitHub UI, but it's kind of like sourceforge except with a ton of Microsoft ads.
2025-08-20

-rwxr--r--. 1 evgeni evgeni 241K Aug 30 2010 .DS_Store

🤔

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PetzDerBert – Cartoons und soPetzDerBert@troet.cafe
2025-08-20

Neuer #cartoon
In der aktuellen ADAC #Motorwelt NRW Regionalbeilage.

Cartoon: Ein älteres Paar läuft an einem Gebrauchtwagenhändler vorbei. Auf dem Hof steht eine alte Dampflokomotive mit einem Verkaufsschild. „Geh einfach weiter, Schatz. Das ist nur so ein Lokangebot.“
2025-08-20

@foone did you put on the socks in reverse too?

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2025-08-20

My sister & I gifted our non tech grandparents a „Love Box“. It’s a little wooden box with a LED screen inside that displays pictures & messages you sent to it.
They love it.

The whole box is market around sending thoughtful and personal messages to your loved ones.
Well … lately they introduced a new AI feature that writes all the messages for you, so you do not have to interact with it ever again.
It’s a premium feature, which mean for a monthly amount of money I can now automate my „love“.

An interface of the Cyrano Writing Assistant application, designed to help users write meaningful messages. It contains fields for recipient's name, relationship designation, desired emotional impact, relationship details, and preferred tone of voice.
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Till Westermayer_tillwe_
2025-08-20

Automatische Übersetzung von Websites kann hilfreich sein. Und manchmal versagt sie an den seltsamsten Stellen.

Screenshot der Website postnord.dk - automatisch übersetzt. In einer Reihe von Gewichtsangaben für Briefe steht zwischen 100 g und 1 kg die Angabe "Emmentaler mild ca. 250g". (Im Original steht da schlicht: 100 g, 250 g, 1 kg)
2025-08-20

@ytvwld oOoOoOoOoO!

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2025-08-20
Advertisement is black-and-white. The bottle of soda sits in a man’s hand. It says “keep it on hand“ it also mentions that it was produced in Alabama
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luna, only carbon nowluna@pony.social
2025-08-20

@andrewt @OscarCunningham @kenshirriff okay just to get it out of my system

(not sure about shrinking the timing markers, it seems to work on my (iOS) phone but ymmv i guess?)

2025-08-20

@luna @andrewt @OscarCunningham @kenshirriff Works well on Android with Binary Eye too.

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