Parents of Chaotic Youth:
Remember to turn off timejumping in hacker kids’ wrist badges!
For temporal liability reasons #40c3ttp is an 18+ event.
Because do you really want your kids to relive the rougher parts of puberty AND be held accountable for their chronological shenanigans?
Shit, the 3D printer broke so we had to break out the CRISPR-Cat9, accidentally knocked over a flask, suddenly there's a lot more catgirls running around at #40c3ttp
I didn't really understand how ChaosPost and the Chaos Vortex Collective pulled that collab off, but it worked, all your lost and broken phones of every past and future congress are now in the mail system, and coming your way! System is a bit overloaded so expect some delays, and some shipments being pushed backward or foward a year or two so remember to check #37c3 - #42c3 mail thoroughly
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Update:
If you’re doing anything that requires a haj visibility vest, check with orga that you’re wearing the right one.
If you’re at the #40c3ttp that will start two hours ago at Milliways, please share your stories of 40c3!
Just no photos plz
Hotel staff have asked me to remind #40c3ttp attendees that no, it is a breach of the terms of letting *regular rooms* if you share the room with your 39c3 self.
The Bundeszeitpolizei, however, will arrest you both if you attempt to switch places with your 39c3 self.
(And don’t think you won’t get caught. Remember the news when the cutegirls.meow admins got busted?)
Where DID those chicken sized raptors come from?
In whatever case: their talons and beaks are SHARP! #40c3ttp
Really enjoyed the distillation workshop by food hacking base, and I hear Milliways have secured dibs on a barrel of chaos whisky
can't wait for Whiskyleaks 50c3!
Ugh - for the LAST TIME, just because it’s @milliways does not mean 42c3’ers are automatically welcome!
You want the event at 43c3 to see what happened after … you know .. to .. that guy..?
Read the damn wiki!
This is the #40c3ttp!
Sure, presenting the anti-gravity talk from the ceiling was a fun gimmick, but CERT were really not happy with the wave of neck injuries, think things through!
Remember: if you installed nano implants at the Day 1 session, keep them in Airplane Mode.
I mean, it holds true even if you updated the firmware, but let’s not risk the override bug being day -360’d…
Really phenomenal talk on the rise of distributed AGI, code hidden in all those DOOM installs for decades. John Carmack you evil genius.
At least it's not turning everything to fucking paperclips, but how are we gonna find gainful employ for the rising Hell Knight population?
Turns out hosting #FlintaParty3 at that stadium was the right call.
Who knew the locksmith, escalator techs, and fire marshall would transition and join in?
Whoever convinced venue management to allow a roof #ToiletRave was brilliant.
Whoever convinced orga to collect donations from nonatendees? Genius.
Whoever flushed when the beat exactly dropped? Orga would like a word…
Pay attention to the badge light colour.
Green: super gay
Yellow: kinda queer
Red: battery low, return to present imminent
OH: “Thank God I heard about [REDACTED]’s talk that magnets are indeed witchcraft. “
