#ActualPlayPodcast

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-11-14

The kids learn about some of Germany's Christmas time traditions and grow rightfully concerned. Afterall, what would a German holiday be if it wasn't terrifying children....

 
A Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition Scenario by Evan Hubbard.

 
For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com 

 

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-11-07

Walking trees?! Giant reindeer?! Smiling Germans?! Kids have such wild imaginations...

Come check out part 2 next week!

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-10-30

Three children of wealthy parents are whisked away to their grandfather's home in southern Germany for the Christmas season. The only issue is that they may not be the only holiday visitors to come calling...

A Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition Scenario by Evan Hubbard

For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-10-23

Episode one of our fantastic Halloween/Christmas scenario drops next week!

Three kids and their patents leave the States to go visit their grandfather for Christmas in the south of Germany! What fun a traditional German holiday will be and not at all horrifying...

TTRPG Fanaticsttrpgfanatics
2025-10-17

Popular TTRPG actual play series The Glass Cannon Podcast is taking on Shadowdark. We take a closer at what fans can expect from this new campaign. ttrpgfans.com/shadowdark-actua

Official Shadowdark artwork, featuring a black and white drawing of a skeleton king sitting on a throne.
Session Zero Heroes Podcastszhpodcast
2025-09-30

"How many other chances are you going to get to wear 's actual clothes?" A good question from Millie! Find out why our group of "Bizards" is fooling around in the great 's closet in our Business Wizards One-Shot available everywhere podcasts are streamed!
podbean.com/eas/pb-5uy8s-191fd

Session Zero Heroes Podcastszhpodcast
2025-09-26

Voldemortgage has a job for our four "bizards," to prepare the terrifying property they're struggling to sell for tonight's viewing party. But will the team be able to overcome the mystery of this mansion? Or fall prey to its horrors inside? Find out in our Business Wizards one-shot featuring guests from the and Podcasts!

podbean.com/eas/pb-5uy8s-191fd

Session Zero Heroes Podcastszhpodcast
2025-09-24

Andrew, from the Sketchy Rolls Podcast, joins our Business Wizards (@9thlevelgames) one-shot as Fizzward Poppington, marketing extroardinnaire. If anything can convince someone to buy this fixer-upper, it's him! Will he rise to the challenge? Find out in our upcoming episode airing tomorrow on the Session Zero Heroes Podcast, everywhere podcasts are streamed!

Session Zero Heroes Podcastszhpodcast
2025-09-23

Meet the TERMINATOR! Hollister "Holly" is the cutthroat willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done. Voiced and played by Haven, co-owner of the Campaign Casters Podcast!

All of this is part of a special one-shot of "Business Wizards" (a TTRPG created by 9th Level Games). You won't want to miss out on this extra special one-shot airing Thursday, September 25, on the Session Zero Heroes Podcast! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed!

Session Zero Heroes Podcastszhpodcast
2025-09-22

Every team needs a manager who will delegate the work to anyone but themselves! Meet that manager: Merl Dyalitin, voiced and played by Jack, a voice actor and member of the Sketchy Rolls Podcast. You won't want to miss our special one-shot of "Business Wizards" (a TTRPG created by 9th Level Games) airing Thursday, September 25, on the Session Zero Heroes Podcast! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed!

Session Zero Heroes Podcastszhpodcast
2025-09-20

Meet our first "bizard," Millie Harbottle. A sanitation specialist here to ensure that Dungeon Dealers Realty's properties are the cleanest around! Voiced and played by the incredible Claire, actress and member of Sketchy Rolls. Airing Thursday, September 25, on the Session Zero Heroes Podcast everywhere podcasts are streamed!

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-09-20

In the chaotic and twisted finale, our investigators are left to make a choice. Will their pure hearts shine through, or will selfishness and cowardice prevail...

A Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition Scenario by Evan Hubbard

For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com

CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong languages and mature subject matter.

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-09-11

Next week...

Our investigators discover what they were sent to find, but it is not at all what they were expecting. Luckily, their captors didn't see it coming either...

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-09-05

one of our more contraverial scenarios, three followers of the Jewish faith are taken into custody by German soldiers in the 1930s. They have been tasked with helping locate an object of significant eldritch power that has caught the interest of the individual in charge of Germany. Needless to say, they are not in a position to refuse such a "request".

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-08-29

Next week we bring to you one of our bleakest tales to date. Dragged from a concentration camp away from their families by Nazi officers, our investigators have been tasked with searching a remote Polish village for an eldritch artifact that is of interest to the leader of Germany. Failure, as had been made very clear to them, is not an option.

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-08-29

The Producer Bard and his spawn have contacted the eldritch plague known only in the human tongue as Covid. Sadly, there will be no audio preview of next weeks new episode, but a simple written one will be posted in it's stead.

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-08-22

The Producer Bard is unfurling his membranous wings and flying back home today. He is sad to leave his hive and brood mother, but excited to get back to bringing twisted tales to you, our faithful followers. See you soon!

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-08-14

Week two of vacation going strong! Fear not, loyal fans... only one more week until the terror continues! Try not to lose all your sanity points until then. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Art courtesy of BoterArt on Newgrounds.com

Bards of the Badlandsbardsofthebadlands
2025-08-07

The Producer Bard is on vacation for the next 3 weeks, so sadly there will be no new episodes or teasers in that time. Until then, please go enjoy our entire back catalog and get caught up because we will be coming back soon with more frightening tales for our faithful followers. 😁😁

Art provided by Dimitri Balojani

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