When someone makes unreasonable demands, and you want to quickly reply to them, you can just hit the Alt-FuckYou combination to autogenerate a reply.
If you don't have a FuckYou key, you can get one by buying the Grumpy Old Fart keyboard, or the Sassy Youngling keyboard.
(Word to the wise: the two keyboards are the same. They are just skinned differently. I'm an old fart, but I have a Sassy Youngling keyboard to go with my squishmallows.)
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