Congratulations to Travis Head and Mitchell Starc who finished in a tie for my #Ashes Player of the Series count. #cricket #AusvEng #mwmw
All is explained here: https://rickeyre.substack.com/p/midwinter-midwinter-head-starc

I suppose this is where I get to eat my words, but Webster got 3, Jacks got 1. You would have to say a full time spinner would have done some damage. I also discarded the fact that England seemed to be trying to lose at times. Australia weren't much better either. Shot selection, what even is it?

#cricket #meaCulpa #Ashes #AusVEng

Maybe they could have donated some of those umpteen high speed cameras the Aussie TV commentators keep going on about (did you know the technology is used in baseball *and* golf?) to Snicko to make it less shite. #TheAshes #cricket #AUSvENG

Oh thank fuck for that. #ausveng #cricket

lmfao usman that was shithouse. #ausveng #cricket

Win it for us one last time Uzzy #Ashes #TheAshes #AUSvENG #UsmanKhawaja #UzzyUzzyUzzyOiOiOi

Wonder what punishments will be dealt out after this game: Rules state: "Deliberate physical contact with an umpire is a serious offence, a Level 4 misconduct under the ICC Code of Conduct, leading to potential match bans, fines, and points deductions for severe breaches" #AUSvENG #Ashes #Ashes2025 #cricket

Oh thank fuck for that. #ausveng #cricket

It's interesting listening to Jacob Bethell's native Barbadian accent. #ashes #cricket #AUSvENG

Eat shit Ben Stokes. You twat. #ausveng #cricket

Yeah it’s kinda no wonder Stokes has a sore adductor muscle given how much time this tour he has spent kicking himself in the dick. #ausveng #cricket

Hahaha Smith
#Ashes #AusvEng

*Puts on his best commentator voice*

"Superb batting from the English pair right now. They are both very sensible players and I can see them batting right through until tomorrow afternoon."

#cricket #ashes #ausveng

I got really confused the other day when I saw the headlines "Smith's brain fade". I thought they were talking about Steve Smith.

#cricket #ashes #ausveng

Should give Marnus a bowl now.

#cricket #ashes #ausveng

just when i was enjoying England make Australia suffer, the soap-dodgers go and huff a fetid dogshit.

#ausveng #cricket

Ok, #England have officially surprised me by reaching their first target (the deficit) and only losing three wickets. Colour me surprised.

#Ashes #AusvEng #Sydney #5thTest #TestCricket

NO ROOT NO TOOT

#ausveng #cricket

Seems like the Australian strategy is to give Khawaja another chance at a farewell innings.

#ashes #cricket #ausveng