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Original Garfield comic from August 14, 2012
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• A Word To The Thick Soul Sistas, I Want To Get With Ya
• I Won't Cuss Or Hit Ya

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Original Text:
• Jon: Please keep your sock puppet out of my sock drawer.
• Sock puppet: I get lonely.

The comic strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different interaction between the characters. The first panel shows a man in a yellow shirt and a brown cat, with the cat sitting on a table and the man holding a paper. The second panel shows the man and the cat sitting next to each other, with the man holding a drink and the cat looking up at him. The third panel shows the man and the cat sitting on a couch, with the man holding another paper in his hand. In all panels, there is also text that reads "I want to get a thicksoul I'm a sista" at the beginning of each scene.

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Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat, lounging on his back on a cream blanket on a grey sofa. One small green and one small yellow toy balls have been lovingly placed on his belly.

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Original Garfield comic from March 19, 2012
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• To The Beanpole Dames In The Magazines
• You Ain't It, Miss Thing
• Give Me A Sista, I Can't Resist Her
• Red Beans And Rice Didn't Miss Her

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Original Text:
• Jon: We should do something.
• Garfield: Yes, we should.
• Jon: I mentioned we should do something, right?
• Garfield: Which counts as doing something.

The comic strip consists of three panels, each featuring a different man and a cat. The man in the first panel is sitting at a table while the cat is resting on his lap. In the second panel, the man is also sitting at the table with the cat on his lap, but the cat is sleeping. In the third panel, the man and the cat are both sitting at the table, and the man is drinking from a cup while the cat is also drinking from a cup. The comic strip uses the same characters and actions, showcasing the bond between the man and his cat.

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Original Garfield comic from December 3, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• And I'd Rather Stay And Play
• 'Cause I'm Long, And I'm Strong

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Original Text:
• Scale: Wow! Look who's lost a TON of weight! That takes care of HIS gift.

The image features a series of Garfield-style comic strips, each illustrated in a different color. The strip titled "Baby Got Back" is shown in red, while the other strips are depicted in various shades of orange. The main focus of these strips is a man and a woman, both wearing Santa hats and engaging in a conversation about their weight and strength.

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Original Garfield comic from November 12, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• Red Beans And Rice Didn't Miss Her
• Some Knucklehead Tried To Diss
• 'Cause His Girls Are On My List

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Original Text:
• Jon: SNAKE! Practicing...just in case.
• Garfield: The weekends are way too long.

The comic strip is about Garfield, a cartoon character, and his two animal friends - an orange cat and a brown dog. They are all sitting on top of a bed in different scenes.

In the first scene, the cat and the dog are sitting on the bed. The cat is sitting on the left side, and the dog is sitting on the right. In the second scene, the cat is sitting on the left side of the bed, and the dog is sitting on the right. Finally, in the third scene, both the cat and the dog are sitting on the left side of the bed.

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Original Garfield comic from June 15, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• And Take Your Picture
• My Homeboys Tried To Warn Me
• But That Butt You Got Makes
• Me, Me So Horny
• Ooh, Rump-O'-Smooth-Skin

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Original Text:
• Gift: Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday NIGHTMARE!
• Garfield: But you're a present. What's scary about that?
• Gift: Open me up!
• Garfield: A senior citizen's discount card.
• Gift: Bwah-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!

This is a three-panel comic strip that tells the story of a baby giraffe named Garfield. In the first panel, Garfield is in his crib, and the caption above him states, "And take your picture". In the second panel, the baby giraffe is sitting in the living room, with a caption above him that says, "My homeworld tries to warm me". The third panel shows Garfield in the living room again, and the caption at the bottom of the panel says, "But that was before Baby Got Back".

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Original Garfield comic from March 30, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• He Had Game But He Chose To Hit 'Em
• And I Pull Up Quick To Get Wit 'Em
• So Ladies, If The Butt Is Round

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I won't say Jon is a bad housekeeper... and I won't say this house is dirty... but I have to wipe my feet before I go OUTSIDE.

The image is a collection of three comic strip panels, each depicting a different scenario. The panel on the left shows a garfield character with a sad expression on his face, sitting on a desk and contemplating. The middle panel depicts the same garfield character with a more cheerful demeanor, sitting on a chair and looking at the camera. The panel on the right shows the garfield character sitting on the floor, looking off to the side. The panels are arranged side by side, providing a visual progression of the story or situation.

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Original Garfield comic from October 30, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• You Say You Want To Get In My Benz?
• Well, Use Me, Use Me
• 'Cause You Ain't That Average Groupie
• I've Seen Her Dancin'

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Original Text:
• TV: And now back to "Obsessive-Compulsive Chiller Theater".
• *BUMP*
• TV: Oops. Sorry about your knick-knack shelf, there. YAAAHH.
• Garfield: The horror.

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Original Garfield comic from September 28, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• You Ain't It, Miss Thing
• Give Me A Sista, I Can't Resist Her
• Red Beans And
• Rice Didn't Miss Her

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Original Text:
• Odie: AAAAROOOOOOO!!
• Jon: Did you hear that?
• Garfield: Yeah. That's the call of the stupid.

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Original Garfield comic from May 19, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• Ladies
• Yeah
• If You Wanna Roll In My Mercedes
• Then Turn Around, Stick It Out

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Original Text:
• Jon: This texting stuff is hard. I think my thumbs are too fat. How do you tone your thumbs?
• Garfield: Channel changer crunches, my man!

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Original Garfield comic from January 2, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• But, Ya Know, Who Understands Those Rap Guys?
• They Only Talk To Her, Because
• She Looks Like A Total Prostitute, Okay?

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'd like to forget the bad times.
• Garfield: The ceiling needs mopping.
• Jon: But it's hard to keep up.

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Original Garfield comic from October 6, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• A Word To The Thick Soul Sistas, I Want To Get With Ya
• I
• Won't Cuss Or Hit Ya

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'll split that with you.
• Garfield: WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! Oh, come on...THAT was funny.

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Original Garfield comic from June 23, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• Ooh, Rump-O'-Smooth-Skin
• You Say You Want To Get In My Benz?
• Well, Use Me, Use Me

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Original Text:
• Jon: Almost everything is your fault!
• Garfield: That's not true. EVERYTHING is my fault.

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Original Garfield comic from April 21, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• I Like 'Em Round, And Big
• And When I'm Throwin' A Gig
• I Just Can't Help Myself, I'm Actin' Like An Animal

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Original Text:
• Jon: Guess what? I'm not cooking tonight...Liz is.
• Garfield: We're SAVED!! I mean, oh, really!

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Original Garfield comic from November 7, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• Yeah
• Ladies
• Yeah
• If You Wanna Roll In My
• Mercedes

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Original Text:
• Liz: Oooh, Jon! They have OYSTERS here!
• Jon: Oysters?
• Liz: Let's order some!
• Jon: Um, sure.
• Garfield: So how was your date?

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Original Garfield comic from May 28, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• That When A Girl Walks In With An Itty Bitty Waist
• And A Round Thing In Your Face
• You Get Sprung, Want To Pull Up Tough
• 'Cause You Noticed That Butt Was Stuffed

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Original Text:
• Nermal: Garfield, have YOU ever thought about cosmetic surgery?
• Garfield: What, improve on THIS?
• Nermal: That has to be the best straight line you've ever given me.
• Garfield: It was an accident, okay?

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Original Garfield comic from May 21, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• Sayin' Flat Butts Are The Thing
• Take The Average Black Man And Ask Him That

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Original Text:
• *tap*
• *bonk*
• Garfield: You'll have to play that one from the parking lot.
• Jon: STUPID GIANT BUNNY RABBIT!!

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Original Garfield comic from January 12, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby Got Back

Transcript:
• 'Cause
• Them Punks Like To Hit It And Quit It
• And I'd
• Rather Stay And Play
• 'Cause I'm Long, And I'm Strong

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Original Text:
• Jon: Ow! Did you do that?!
• Garfield: Nope.
• Jon: You kicked me!
• Garfield: If you didn't see it, it didn't happen.

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