Bogotropism : when objects or people tend towards bogusness, usually due to their intrinsic bogosity. See: Bogon

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When a thing absorbs Bogons, it begins to appear bogus to normal humans. However, to humans that have already been contaminated with Bogons and/or Bozons, it creates an overwhelming attractive force. This leads to greater and greater emission of both Bogons and Bozons - leading to a Bozonova, wherein all intelligence in the area is annihilated.

There is no known shielding for Bogons. However, Bozons can be easily deflected with common sense.

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Bogonometry : the measurement of Bogosity - unit: Bogon.

The more bogus something is, the more Bogons it emits. Bogons have numerous and varying effects on matter, energy and politics.

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Bogon (BO-Gone) ; a fictitious submoronic particle emitted by stupid people that contaminates rational thought, leading to the production of radical Bozons, which emit more Bogons and so forth. #Bogon #Bogonometry #Bozon #WayGone

Bogon flux gradient rising sharply, mind your sensory orifices. #DangerWillRobinson #Zoinks #Bogon #Bogonometry #BogometricFlux #BozonConversionRate