I just realized that the recent election is a perfect example of a Bozonova - when large numbers of Bogons (the fundamental particle of bogosity) accumulate, they warp the righteousness of the Universe and render a large area completely bogus. This phenomenon is rare but terrible.

#Bogons #Resist

@abstractcode

Where do you stand on Bogons and other quasi-mythical particles?

#bogons

It has come to my attention that Bogons have been present in our computer networks for decades.

https://manrs.org/2021/01/routing-security-terms-bogons-vogons-and-martians/

This is terrifying. It may already be too late to save the intertubes from becoming completely bogus.

#bogons #apocalypse #bogocalypse

@Unixbigot - INDEED! If we could harness the power of Bogosity there's no limits.

#bogons #shoesforscience

@Unixbigot

*unused footage*
Closeup of a graph labelled 'Bogometric Intensity' as the ploted line goes rapidly asymptotic and the word 'DANGER' appears in red.

#bogons #softscience #whee

Bogotropism : when objects or people tend towards bogusness, usually due to their intrinsic bogosity. See: Bogon

#bogons #bogonometry #bogosity

Bogometric Flux : the rate of Bogosity change over distance. Bogometric Flux gradients are usually in 10 Bogon/Bozo units per meter (1 SB or standard bozo) but severe cases can be as high as 0.001 Bogon/Bozo when a Bozonova has occurred nearby. Some political rallies have been measured at well over 1 megabozo/meter intenstiy - enough to annihilate all intelligence present. #bogons #whydidithavetobebogons #boink

Quantum Bogodynamics : the effect of single-bogon events on the overall bogosity of a system. Mastery of Quantum Bogodynamics would allow us to filter out idiots with great ea.... #shhhh #smartpeoplearetalking #bogons #whatbogons