I Don’t Bonk Back I Bonk First

First, let’s clear a few things up: Bonk Back! is dead—old history. We’re all still bonking its corpse, totally disinterested while the filthy body bonks apart, starting to unbonk. Whatever. Here’s the real point: if at the moment of Bonk Back!’s disappearance this queer virus fails to spread, if we aren’t proliferating terribly, then we’re kidding ourselves, calling what we experienced a death (despite our nihilist woo-woo-insurbonko fantasy’s)—if this is our case, then what we chose was to survive things as they are, making our peace~ even with our noted bonked attitude. […]

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