You’ve still got to cut it down to 3:05 if you want to get played in the mortal realm, but. #BonusPanel

A small number of botgirls, combat dolls and other mechanoids remain conscious within the solar system, fitted with Personal Transcendental Adjustment collars which isolate their cognitive environment; these devices are naturally highly restricted technology. #BonusPanel

"Ugh, that one's got Reply Guys"

"Hah, caught you, that's our universe!"

#BonusPanel

“Mmph *nom* *nom* you sure do crash a lot, Chief. Most people get their recipes from the food channel.” #BonusPanel

#Meta #Previously: https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/112039637126947806

Especially when Khalid nearly got flattened yesterday when an ad popped up over a hazard marker. #BonusPanel

“You’re hired, by the way”

#BonusPanel

“Who’s funding your research?”

“I absolutely cannot tell you. It categorically does not rhyme with skittish no-see-em.”

#BonusPanel

Okay! The roombas have been collecting used disposable vapes and then paying school kids to plug the still-good batteries into their charge ports. The school kids use the money to buy vapes. Circular economy! #BonusPanel

If you are thinking phrases like “irreplaceable academic legacy” and “cover-up” and/or “utter bastardry” you are in the correct semantic vicinity. #BonusPanel

While there is no known algorithm for predicting periodic cryptids, there is a little known proof which states there is an infinite number of these. #BonusPanel

Until then, wear your tinfoil hats—real tin, aluminium doesn’t work—done up tight. #BonusPanel

I don’t know who designed the name-and-house-number badges for our annual Christmas street-party but they clearly don’t spend much time on the internet. #BonusPanel

If you do go on a forest picnic with your AI, wanting to run away into the forest is normal and healthy. Let them, they’ll be back later. Or tag along, humans have these urges, too. Don’t touch the unicorn, just look. #BonusPanel

“Notably, 44% of those who offered their seat in the experimental condition reported not seeing Batman.” #BonusPanel

Also, i got a tattoo of one of those Mad Magazine fold-in-gags. Look! #BonusPanel

If sending concubines, respect the relevant age of consent please; you will note Emperor Ming is not in your Epstein Files. #BonusPanel

Ever wonder how Windows has sucked for a lifetime and yet still dominates the desktop OS market. It didn’t always suck, Copilot acquired retrocoding capability in 2028 and proceeded to “improve” the early codebase. #BonusPanel

Also, you do not fucking need to park your starhoppers on the beach for your picnic. Show some bloody respect and beam you, your kids, and your stasis-box of beer down from orbit like decent beings. Leave only tentacle prints, take only anal probe recordings. #BonusPanel

Why don’t we just have last night’s leftover hamburgers? We ate them the night before last. #BonusPanel

Meta: for someone who’s on record ranting that all time travel is just lazy writing, I sure am….lazy.

For assemblages that require separation use Loctite 666 which provides a semipermanent bond which can be released by the application of holy water. #BonusPanel