Me: Okay. I say this as someone who Loves One Particular Man - You - But Why Are Men ? 👀😑

Boyf: uHm. I am not getting involved in that particular question.

Me: 🤔🤨

#Boyf #Men #NotAllMen

Me: :: mumbles something really negative about myself ::

Boyf: No. no. no. no. NO. I don't normally quote you, but you are a ~Fucking Delight~ .

Me: Oh? OH!. :: Blush :: Well if *I* said it, I guess I have to agree.

#Boyf #Love #SelfTalk

Me: :: whispers ::

I have two forbidden pillows for you !

Boyf: 🧐

Me: :: Silently hands him two Silica bead packets ::

Boyf: :: stares at my chest :: Not *precisely what I had in mind ..

Me: 😳 Uhm These aren't forbidden to ya babes.

Boyf: 😉

#LoveIs #Boyf #Funneh

[Also I've always found it weird when people default to naming body parts as forbidden / naughty. It's just a body part. I am partial to Boobs as a descriptor. The 'oo' is just funny to me.]

Boyf: Wait - I thought you were only gonna watch one new episode a day?

Me: Yeah, no. That was never gonna happen

Boyf: 😑

#Lucifer #Boyf

That is of course - If I weren't already engaged to the Perfect human for me already.😉

Of Course

OBVIOUSLY. 😁

#Boyf #fiancee

Boyf: What was I doing?

Me: I dunno what you were doing, but it's probably better with chocolate

:: hands him a mini chocolate bar ::

Boyf: That is .. unfortunately true :: munch ::

#LoveIs #Boyf

Me : So the BJD Doll I bought from that charity shop on eBay is due today. Just so you know if they've measured it wrong and it's like 60 - 80 cm - I won't be keeping it. I'll just clean it and re-home / sell it to another collector.

Boyf: NO! If Doll is Giant I want to keep Giant doll.

Me: You do realise how HUGE these things can get right ?

Boyf: Me want Giant Doll. Thankyou.

#Boyf #BJD #Dolls

I love Boyf and often do not appreciate that he has to try and navigate the *vast catalogue of Strangulated and Yip type noises* I often make and has to think:

" Is my Beloved Excited or Distressed right Now? "

And then act accordingly.

#NeuroSpicy #NeuroSpicyRelationships #Relationships #Love #LoveIs #Boyf

Me: This Book ! :: proceeds to explain why current read is infuriating::

Boyf: Ah. Let me know when you stop reading the terrible, no good, bad, worldbuilding text.

Me: You think I'm over exaggerating ?

Boyf: No. I think the author has just put no thought in extrapolating the *wider implications of anything*.
Let me know when you give up on it.

#Reading #Boyf
#BadBookFD #BadRomance
#BadBook

Me: Go have a nap

Boyf: No

Me: You are grumpy and tired.
GO HAVE A NAP!

Boyf: :: calmly :: I am tired. I am not grumpy, you are just being *super annoying* !

Me: Yes. yes. Fair point.

#Boyf #Communication #Relationships

Boyf: Go eat a Snickers

Me: What?

Boyf: Go Eat a Snickers. You're Hangry.

Me: I'm not Hangry. I'm Fucking Tired.

Boyf: Alrighty then. 👀

Me: Off to bed I go.

Boyf: Good idea.

#hangry #affection #Boyf #Tired