These guys are fast (I don't know whether you'll get any merch if you pay - visit at your own risk):
https://www.earstaysontrump.com
LE cert (can be seen in https://www.virustotal.com/gui/domain/www.earstaysontrump.com/details)
Not Before: 2024-07-14 17:24:47
Precerts are already visible here: https://crt.sh/?q=earstaysontrump.com