There's a black cat who lives in my block of flats.
Every day, his servant brings him downstairs, opens the door, puts him outside.
When he is ready to return home, he sits outside the door, waiting for a passing human. As soon as a suitable surrogate servant arrives, he gets up, and cries to be let in.
The human opens the door for him, and in he runs, tail in the air, up to the first floor landing.
But now he is blocked by the fire door. So he waits, looking longingly at the door, for the languid human to climb the stairs behind him.
Finally, the fire door is opened - just a crack, just enough for the cat to squeeze through - and he's home again.
Nobody ever knows how long he waits for passing humans, nor how long he waits for his servant to return home to actually let him back into his flat. We just do as he bids when he asks. His servant sometimes complains about how often he has to bring him downstairs because every five minutes somebody lets him back in; such is the life of being owned by a cat, I suppose.
It is fun to see how much he manipulates us into doing his bidding. Some days, he is very friendly and playful, trotting over meowing, and just wants to rub around your legs and roll on the ground in front of you having fun.
But when he wants to be let in, you can always tell - he still trots across, still meows, but you just know it's different this time - it's not casual, there's a purpose.
Sometimes when his servant is not home I sneak away and use the back door - I know he'll just be sitting for hours in a boring drab corridor and if it's a nice day out he should really be in the fresh air and sun, but I just can't say no to him. So I humiliate myself and walk all the way round the block to the back door to avoid having to refuse his demands.
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