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alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-26

And THAT WILL DO IT!!!!!!

Total beat down by Ravens, and now lead the AFC north!

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-26

And looks like Texans have waved the white flag, Stroud is out, Mills is in........

You know that by the looks on his face, Stroud is getting a truck full of coal tonight.

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-26

Looks like Lamar's day is done.

At this point, no way Texans can come back from this.

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Lamar, to MARK JACKSON, TOUCHDOWN RAVENS!!!!!!!

Looks like Toro is being turned into Ribeye roast right now.......

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Stroud, pass to Schultz is complete for 3 yards.

Not even close to first down and Texans has to punt.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Lamar, TAKES OFF, ALL THE WAY TO THE ENDZONE, TO THE HOUSE, TOUCHDOWN RAVENS!!!!!!!

And Ravens are dumping truck full of coals on Texans right now.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Stroud's pass, is PICKED OFF BY KYLE HAMILTON!!!!!!

What a disasterous start to Texans's second half.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Your announcers for today, Noah Eagle of NBC Sports and Greg Olsen of Fox Sports


@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

And that's Beyonce folks.

(and she's going to get flagged 15 yards for that gesture she made at the end of the performance)

@nfl

A performer in a sparkling white outfit and a wide-brimmed white cowboy hat (Beyonce) gestures on stage, with a microphone in hand. The audience is blurred in the background.A performer in a white, sparkling outfit and large white cowboy hat (Beyonce) sings passionately on stage, with a microphone in hand. The audience is blurred in the background, creating a dynamic concert atmosphere.A performer (Beyonce) stands atop a large banner reading "BANG," surrounded by dramatic stage lights radiating from above in a dark arena filled with spectators.
alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

@nfl

A singer wearing a white embellished outfit and a wide-brimmed white hat (Beyonce) performs on stage, holding a microphone and smiling at the audience.A group of performers in white outfits and cowboy hats dance together on a football field, featuring sparkling sashes and coordinated choreography.A stage performance featuring a female artist in a sparkling white outfit and cowboy hat (Beyonce), singing into a microphone while sitting on a red convertible. Accompanying her are dancers in white outfits and a musician in the background. The setting appears to be a largeThe image shows a performer in a sparkling white outfit and a wide-brimmed hat singing on a football field (Beyonce), accompanied by a group of dancers dressed in similar outfits. The audience in the background is illuminated by lights.
alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

And now, the moment people have been waiting for:

BEYONCE!!!!!!!!

@nfl

A performer in a white outfit and cowboy hat (Shaboozey)is center stage, singing into a microphone. Surrounding them are musicians in white uniforms, holding instruments and marching on a red carpet laid out on a football field, with stadium lights and smoke in the backgroundA performer with long curly hair (Beyonce) is singing into a microphone, wearing a sparkling white outfit with intricate designs. Background dancers are partially visible, adding to the dynamic stage presence.A performer with curly hair (Beyonce) sings into a microphone on stage, surrounded by dancers in white outfits and hats. The background features stadium lighting, suggesting a live performance setting.A female performer with curly hair (Beyonce) sings into a microphone while wearing a sparkly white outfit. She is flanked by two backup dancers, also in white outfits with cowboy hats, who are energetically posing. The background features stage lights and a lively performance
alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

And time runs out for the Texans, and we are at halftime.

And it's not looking good for Texans.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Lamar, TO ISAIAH LIKLEY, TO ENDZONE!!!!!!!

And Ravens tack on!

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Lamar, FINDS MARK ANDEREW, AND HE TAKES OFF, ALL THE WAY TO RED ZONE AND RAVENS ARE IN BUSINESS!!!!!!!!

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Stroud, to Mixon, DENIED.

And Texans walk away with nothing on this drive.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Uh oh, King Henry can't get out of the endzone, and is is DOWN at the endzone with the ball.

That's automatic two points for the Texans, and Ravens lose a turn.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Special drop coming later in the game from the blimp.

It's not a free Netflix subscription so don't bother getting too excited.

@nfl

A large blimp featuring NFL branding, including the Baltimore Ravens and Houston Texans logos, promotes a Christmas-themed event on Netflix. The blimp is floating in a cloudy sky with the text "Christmas Gameday Live on Netflix" prominently displayed.
alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Lamar, in trouble, gets surrounded, gets out of pocket, throws, incomplete.

That was almost intentional grounding, but gets out of pocket just in time.

But Ravens will punt.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

Stroud, to Dalton Schultz, and he air mails that one, incomplete.

And Texans have to punt again.

@nfl

alchemistmuffinalchemistmuffin
2024-12-25

"Is that David Letterman?" - Noah Eagle.

@nfl

A person dressed as Santa Claus waves, wearing a red suit and white beard, in a stadium during a football game. The scoreboard shows the Baltimore Ravens leading the Houston Texans 10 to 0.

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