#DailyComic

2025-11-03

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats should get $500 from the government every time they have to see that ambulatory syphilitic pustule.

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a striped cat sits and thinks "stop putting steve bannon on tv."
2025-11-02

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say the world is pretty cool and normal, terror states swap obscene amounts of money in the name of cruelty and immanentizing the eschaton while the most vulnerable get starved or put in labor camps. cool and normal.

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a cat with black spots sits and thinks "billions for war, none for the poor."
2025-11-01

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#TheCrimeCats say the real monsters are the people in charge.

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a cat with striped spots sits and thinks "no horror story is as scary as the reality the billionaires want."
2025-10-31

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say if you don't put on these sunglasses, i'm gonna kick your ass.

happy halloween yall!

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a cat wearing boxy sunglasses and holding a shotgun stands in front of a billboard reading "OBEY" and thinks "they live, we sleep."
2025-10-30
a cat holds up the cursed volume Necronomicon, bound in flesh, a twisted necrotic visage adorning the cover and glowing red eyes. the cat thinks "i summoned the deadites on purpose."
2025-10-29

good afternoon, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say The Bone Zone is what my house is called when i am having a halloween party... what?

thank you for your patience in waiting for today's crime cat.

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a speckled cat wearing a cat skull masks sits and thinks "welcome to the bone zone."
2025-10-28

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#TheCrimeCats say if you can't find the tricks with your eyes, you'll find them with your shoes. happy picking.

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a black and white cat sits and thinks "i poop in the pumpkin patch."
2025-10-27

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#TheCrimeCats say don't argue with people John Brown would have shot, either.

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a striped cat sits with its tongue out next to a pistol and thinks "don't debate people who think personhood is up for debate."
TREVORtexthotel
2025-10-26

Trevor, when the self-checkout asked for trust, ID, and a second opinion — just for one lemon.

Trevor, als die Selbstbedienungskasse Vertrauen, Ausweis und eine Zweitmeinung wollte – nur wegen einer Zitrone.

2025-10-26

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say for the low cost of your dignity and sanity, you too can scrape by on crumbs from the master's table.

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a white cat with huge black saucer eyes sits with mouth slack and thinks "gaze long into the abyss for 10% off your next purchase."
2025-10-25
a tuxedo cat sits and thinks "the government solution to climate disaster, inequality, unrest is police."
2025-10-24

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats are enjoying the month of the haunt.

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a cat with orange spots sits inside a carved jackolantern and thinks "i put drugs in the candy."
2025-10-23

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#TheCrimeCats say the future has never looked brighter.

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a cat with black spots sits and thinks "will i die in a climate disaster or will i be eaten by feral kids?"
2025-10-21

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#TheCrimeCats say work or starve is a threat, not a choice.

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a striped cat sits next to an empty food bowl, from which a fly buzzes away. the cat thinks "if the absence of a thing causes death, selling that thing is murder."
2025-10-20

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#TheCrimeCats say throw rotting fruit at your enemies.

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a cat with orange spots throws a watermelon slice through the air and thinks "resistance is fruitful."
2025-10-19
a cat with red eyes sits between a bong and a plate of cookies and thinks "wake and bake and bake and bake and..."
2025-10-18

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats love to see a crappy gray blob smeared over an electrical box or up a wall just as high as the buff man can reach. really enriches the environment compared to community created spontaneous art.

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a tuxedo cat sits and thinks "people who'd rather see ugly blobs of gray paint than graffiti have never had an original thought in their lives."
2025-10-17

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats never debase yourself for any reason other than that you feel like it.

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a cat wields a spraycan/lighter blowtorch and thinks "obedience is the lowliest form of self-debasement."
2025-10-16

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#TheCrimeCats smell like an angel... an angel's farts.

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a fluffy black and white cat sits and thinks "cats don't smell good, you have toxoplasmosis."

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