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#DailyGiggle

Elegance. No matter. Always elegance.
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Same. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Meme! Retro illustration of Ward Cleaver-looking man smiling a 1950s white guy smile with his hand to his forehead, caption reads I WISH I WAS FULL OF TACOS INSTEAD OF EMOTIONS.

Yep. #GoodAfternoon #DailyGiggle

Meme! Photo of a guy making a happy but really goofy face with text. The text reads
ME: JUST BECAUSE I’M RIDICULOUS ON THE INTERNET DOESN’T MEAN I’M THIS WAY IN REAL LIFE.
PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME IN PERSON: IT’S WORSE. IT’S SO MUCH WORSE!

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Social media post from Jacana Mommy! It reads WELCOME TO MIDDLE AGE. YOU NOW GET STUCK IN CLOTHES. GODSPEED REMOVING THAT TOP WITHOUT DISLOCATING YOUR SHOULDER.

Accurate. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Meme! Photo of chonky frog sitting underneath the water with only his 2 eyeballs above the surface, caption reads INTROVERTS WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE ONE TOPIC THEY LIKE

😂 🤣 #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Social media post from Liberal Lisa! It reads THE BARBIE MOVIE OPENS TO A RECORD SETTING $155M. GO WOKE, GO BROKE HUH?! BEN SHAPIRO IS HAVING A ROUGH ONE, SINCE HE'S JUST AS SMOOTH AS A KEN DOLL DOWN THERE.

Yikes. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Cartoon! Three corn niblets are in a room, one has just come in the door. He's wet & looks really rough & raggedy. The other two look plump & fresh & they're clearly surprised to see the raggedy niblet. One says CHRIS! YOU'RE ALIVE! The other says BUT ... WE *SAW* YOU GET EATEN. The raggedy one, Chris, answers LO ... LONG ... STORY ... HAVE TO ... TAKE SHOWER ...

TGIF! #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Meme! It reads I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO GET IN THE FAST LANE JUST TO DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. THIS LANE IS FOR *CRIME.*

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Meme! Photo of a grey poodle standing on the end of a brown sofa, staring into the camera. He has a slice of pizza in his mouth & he looks ready to run. Caption reads HE STARTED BARKING AT THE DOOR, WHEN I GOT UP TO LOOK OUTSIDE HE RAN BACK & STOLE A SLICE OF MY PIZZA. NO ONE AT THE DOOR.

So handy! #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle #TacoTuesday

Meme! Photo of a car's overhead/interior light area, sunglasses holder is hanging open with a hard-shelled taco resting in it, caption reads I JUST REALIZED MY CAR HAS A BUILT IN TACO HOLDER

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Meme! Photo of a beautiful long-haired seal point kitty with blue eyes sitting in someone's lap. He has crumbs all over his face & pupils the size of dinner plates. He is clearly not sorry. Caption reads CAT CAUGHT EATING FLAN

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Free-standing outdoor sign at El Arroyo Mexican restaurant in Austin! It reads RAN OUT OF COFFEE THIS AM, SO I USED TEQUILA. EVERYONE IS SO PRETTY TODAY!

Accurate. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Meme! Photo of 2 light brown chonky Chihuahuas & a similarly sized plastic ET doll smooshed together in a box sardine-style, the Chihuahuas look clueless with big round eyes, the ET doll is smiling contentedly. Caption reads FAMILY PHOTO OF MY 2 BRAIN CELLS & THE THOUGHT THAT THEY WORKED SO HARD TO PRODUCE

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Social media post from Lucy Huber! It reads THE FUNNIEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME AS A PARENT IS ONCE MY 2 YEAR OLD WAS HAVING A FULL ON MELTDOWN & ACCIDENTALLY KICKED AN ELECTRONIC TOY DINOSAUR & IT WENT 'CAN YOU FEED ME?' & MY SON, THROUGH MASSIVE SOBS, GOES 'NO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW, DINOSAUR' & CONTINUED SCREAMING

Can't hurt, might help. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Cartoon! Drawing of a man with big, round, scared eyes sitting on the bathroom floor with legs & arms pulled in very close to his body, playing a harmonica. Caption reads TIP: SPICE UP YOUR PANIC ATTACK WITH A HARMONICA.

Accurate. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

Social media post from Josh Hara! It reads STICKS & STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES WORDS WILL ALSO HURT ME
COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY I'M A WRECK JUST GO

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Meme from The Cooper Review! It reads
TODDLER VS CEO
(check) BLURTS OUT RANDOM OPINIONS THAT ARE THEN TREATED AS GOLD
(check) USES SPECIAL MADE-UP WORDS
(check) ASKS YOU TO DROP EVERYTHING TO DO SOMETHING THEN CHANGES HIS MIND 5 MINUTES LATER
(check) THROWS A TANTRUM IF SHE DOESN'T GET WHAT SHE WANTS
(check) REPLIES WITH ANSWERS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
(check) GETS COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT THINGS
(check) COLLECTS & QUICKLY DISCARDS EXPENSIVE TOYS
(check) INTERRUPTS EVERY CONVERSATION TO SHARE HIS OWN TANGENTIALLY RELATED THOUGHTS
(red x) LOVES WHEN YOU TAKE THE DAY OFF

Good morning! #DailyGiggle

Social media post from Theau! It reads MY UBER DRIVER IS LEGITIMATELY MAKING RACE CAR NOISES AS HE SWERVES IN & OUT OF LANES. 5 STARS

Good morning! #FREEDOMEXCLAMATIONPOINT #DailyGiggle

Matt Groening cartoon! Minimalist drawing of Bongo, the one-eared boy rabbit, bound to a chair in what looks like a prison cell. He is angry & defiant. Someone is looking through the small, high window in the door, they are saying HOW CAN WE HAVE A UNIFIED COUNTRY IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE TELL YOU?

Good morning, non-billionaires! #DailyGiggle

Charley Barsotti cartoon! Minimalist drawing of 2 men in suits drinking coffee at a lunch counter, one has a small bag of money, the other has a massive bag of money, the one with the huge bag is questioning the guy about his tiny bag, asking WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

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