🧸 New Book Title:
“Timmy Has Too Many Tickets and No One Cares”

🖼️ Cover Description:
A cluttered kindergarten room. Timmy, wide-eyed and overworked, sits buried under a towering pile of crayon-colored “tickets”. little slips labeled “URGENT,” “QUICK WIN,” and “DATA REQUEST.”
In the background, a smug “Product Pete” waves a flag labeled “Vision 2025 🚀” while standing on a Lego rocket that’s clearly missing wheels.
The teacher cheerfully holds up a pie chart made of construction paper. It says:
“Creative Output: 0% – Efficiency: 110%”
All the other kids play with broken toys labeled “Legacy System” and “Tech Debt”, giggling as the sandbox burns behind them.
One lone child stares out the window, dreaming in finger paints about creativity and innovation.

Back Cover Quote:
“When everything is urgent, nothing is important. Except pie charts.”

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#PlaytimeIsOver #KindergartenLeadership #NoFutureRoadmap #EfficiencyCult #ConveyorBeltCoding