Yeah... and THAT is why I wondered if CHANG Cheh owed someone money to churn out this... flick 🤪 with TI Lung & CHEN Kuan Tai spliced in at the beginning 🤦🏻‍♀️ #FalseAdvertising

Thanks for coming to the "how bad could it be?" experiment today at #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983 all!

Next week @MatthewTitus88 hosts a Cynthia Rothrock vid, MARTIAL LAW (1990) 💥

@paco @ManWithPez @Stellarkaye @LK_877 @JanineFromPgh @kcarr2015 @allanb @OldRustBucket @cmdln @kamikat https://infosec.exchange/@paco/114405476852895292

And with THAT (pointless, inexplicable) final fight and freeze frame, we are DONE! (and I can go take a nap) 🤣

Thanks for coming everybody! #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

CHANG Cheh both directed AND produced this... this... THIS.

Who did he owe money to?

#KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

Di DOES need a personality though 🥱 #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983
https://mstdn.social/@kcarr2015/114405396201750348

@ManWithPez I actually dozed off briefly (thx insomnia!) while whatsisface's newly discovered, now dead, half brother was being thrashed by Leopard in the 1st round of their match

so you're not the only one #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

training montage (albeit lame)
bingo square acquired #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

Well he WAS your half-brother... since Leopard is about thrash him senseless #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

Those short short denim cutoffs? Maybe this *is* that kind of movie! #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

@ManWithPez You expected me to remember names? #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

Leopard is a schmuck.

Seems to be the theme for April

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Well they also have zero personality, which doesn't help matters #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

Are we still even with the guy who came to Thailand originally? #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983
https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/114405258166440128

And now I know why we've NEVER heard of this film, despite the CHANG Cheh, (special appearance by) TI Lung & CHEN Kwan Tai pedigree 🤦🏻‍♀️

#KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983
https://techhub.social/@OldRustBucket/114405268332936180

Tattooed boxing champ (Leopard) looks remarkably like my cousin Bobby, who's very gentle and mellow.

It's very disorienting #KungFuSat 🥊 #DeathRing1983

why the lingering glances between these two boxers? Is this a DIFFERENT Kind of film? #KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983

@cmdln @MatthewTitus88 I am less perky than usual due to insomnia (there's post-KFS nap on the horizon) , but indeed you and @kamikat are welcome at #KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983

I am mesmerized (in a BAD way) by all of the horrible 80s haircuts on the guys #KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983

WTH is *THIS* music?!? #KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983

#KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983 very helpful that all the gangs are color-coded by outfit

@ManWithPez TI Lung Of The Bad Hair & Dracula Cape is apparently a gangland boss here #KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983

Enter TI Lung... with REALLY BAD HAIR 😢😭 #KungFuSat 🤪 #DeathRing1983