#DiscworldQuotes

Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-07-05

Who was Granny talking to when she said this & how did she end her speech?
"You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise
it’s just a cage."

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#WitchesAbroad #TerryPratchett

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it’s just a cage.".
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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-06-05

What was Moist doing when he was thinking this?

“Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.”

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#GoingPostal #TerryPratchett

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International Discworld Convention
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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-05-05

Who was Tiffany talking to when she said this?

"...you know what? Books live. The pages remember!"

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#IShallWearMidnight #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-04-05

What is your favourite cat anecdote? Share a picture of your cat with us.

"Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw."

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#MenAtArms #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-03-05

Despite their battles occasionally being of the navigational kind, Feegles are very good at finding their way into places where others would prefer they weren't. How about you? What's the most unusual place you've found yourself - intentionally or otherwise!

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#WeeFreeMen #Feegles #NacMacFeegle #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-02-05

Who was thinking this and what was happening at the time?

Bonus Q: What is your favourite Carrot quote?

"Carrot was much better at this sort of thing. He knew the laws of Ankh-Morpork by heart. He was the only person who did."

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#MenAtArms #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2024-01-05

Who, or what, helped Tiffany when she was facing off against the Queen and thinking this?

"Is there any me at all? Or do my thoughts just dream of me?"

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#WeeFreeMen #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2023-12-05

Who is Tiffany concerned about when she thinks this?

Bonus: Which of her sisters has she just thought about too?

"That's the trouble with a brain: it thinks more than you sometimes want it to."

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#WeeFreeMen #Feegles #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2023-11-05

Remember, remember, the 5th of November: dragons, treason, and plot.
Edward d'Eath originated the plot to discredit Vetinari and his government in Men At Arms, but who murders him and continues the plan himself?

Bonus: How did d'Eath get the dragon to explode?

“The dragon hiccuped again, and looked puzzled. Then it exploded.”

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#MenAtArms #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2023-10-05

It's World Teachers' Day! There are many teachers to celebrate in the Discworld, which do you remember most fondly?

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#InterestingTimes #TerryPratchett #WorldTeachersDay #WorldTeachersDay2023

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2023-09-05

Who thinks this and where was he when he was thinking it?

“The whole of life is just like watching a click... Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it all out yourself from the clues.”

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#MovingPictures #TerryPratchett

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Discworld Conventiondwcon@mendeddrum.org
2023-08-04

Who says this iconic quote?

"Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices."

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Jean-Michel Genrepapey@mastodon.papey.fr
2018-12-31

Toujours remettre à demain ce que, demain, on pourrait remettre à l’année prochaine.

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Chris. R. 🎧🎼☕🍍haploc
2017-12-18

"The rain was coming down so fast that the drops were having to queue."

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