#DoucheNozzles

2024-05-27

On my way back from my date yesterday, I ran into a bunch of douchenozzles on the road.

One of them decided to use the middle of a right turn as a spot where to drop off someone. I was right behind them. They would have seen me if they had paid attention. Heck, maybe they did pay attention but decided that they were more important than the rest of humanity. They could have easily pulled into the parking lot of a convenience store to drop off their person, but no. They had to block traffic. I honked.

The other one was similar. It was a huge bus that decided that it was stopping at a red light and not moving anymore. I couldn't see past it. It took two cycles of the light before I decided to get into the left lane, which was turn-only. It did not make a huge difference to my trip, but why did this bus have to block traffic in the right lane? It did not even have its hazards on. I gave the driver the middle finger.

#driving #douchenozzles

2024-05-10

"Virginia school board votes to restore schools' Confederate names"

Have you ever wondered how to paint yourself as a bunch of regressive douchenozzles?

We have the solution...

#USNews #USPol #Virginia #SchoolBoard #Confederates #douchenozzles #regressives #conservatives

axios.com/2024/05/10/virginia-

Bob Blaskiewicz πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social
2023-02-28

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