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@cmconseils Artist #effinbirds@mastodon.social

A black and white drawing of artist Effin Bird picturing parrot next to a message saying "Put that suggestiont back in your butt"

Current Mood: #effinbirds #thursday

There are so many people in my life that I wanna get this mug for. @effinbirds
#effinbirds
https://effinbirds.threadless.com/accessories/mug/standard

There are so many people in my life that I wanna get this mug for. @effinbirds
#effinbirds
https://effinbirds.threadless.com/accessories/mug/standard

#effinbirds #effinright #birdsofMastodon

EFFINBIRDS meme saying "thanks for the bullshit I guess"

I wish!
#EffinBirds

We love to decorate our house with calming pictures of nature...
#EffinBirds

Postcards of birds, flowers and animals. Central card: a bird with the caption GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

This weekend's @effinbirds daily calendar page.

On International Women's Day, I'm looking forward to women leading the whole world into prosperity.

#EffinBirds #InternationalWomensDay

A beautifully hand drawn bird perched on a branch, next to some profanity.

Content warning: mute or stop your screen reader here. The text reads, "I thought I had seen the most fucked up shit possible, but then this shit happened."

Across the bottom, I'm a separate brown panel, the significant events of International Women's Day and Daylight Savings Time begins (Canada, USA) are listed. This page is for the weekend of Saturday and Sunday, March 8 and 9, 2025.

I meant to post this yesterday, but never got around to it.

I found yesterday's @effinbirds calendar entry very appropriate.

#EffinBirds #Jan6 #January6 #January6th

A painting of a bird perched on a branch, alongside a vulgar saying. Stop or mute your reader here, vulgarity follows. It says, "Oh great, a new season of Escape From Dumbfuck Island."

I learned some time ago it IS too much to ask for; pretty much explains the pain and suffering of various types that people endure every fuckin day.
#EffinBirds

Turned 54 today, and got the best gift from my wife...
#EffinBirds #IAmAGoddamnedDelight

Happy birthday card (Dino) and the "I am a goddamned delight" mug

The most millennial thing I can think of is @birdfeed@effinbirds.social

#millennials #effinbirds #millennial

75-80% chance of being right on a daily basis 😅

#EffinBirds #LaughingThroughThePain https://mastodon.social/@effinbirds/112549775452481658

This is appropriate #EffinBirds #AltText #Friday #ADHD

Picture is today’s tear-away Effin Birds calendar, Fri April 19. The caption under the bird image (I don’t know the name of the bird), says: do your homework, jackass. It’s appropriate because I’m enrolled in school again, I’m in my 50’s, just getting a grasp on my #ADHD and why I failed at this the first couple times around - which is delaying doing the homework.

Good morning, to you too, #EffinBirds. You’re not the first to say this one, and I’m confident you will not be the last #AltText

Picture is todays tear-away Effin Birds calendar, Wednesday April 17. The caption under the bird image (I don’t know the name of the bird), says: looking forward to you maybe pissing off

Happy Wednesday! My #EffinBirds message for Wednesday March 20 👍🏻#AltText

Image is the page from my year away calendar that has an image of a bird and the caption “ I’m here to make a good faith argument that you should fuck yourself”

@lowqualityfacts Dewpider. (Shudder). I still accept you. (5000 times) #effinbirds

An antique woodcut of a bird with the words “nailed it” as a caption, from effinbirds a website that sells tongue in cheek images of birds saying humerous and sometimes offensive things.

Ha! #EffinBirds #DailyCalendar #LaughOfTheDay #AltText

My Effin Birds tear-away calendar for January 19, 2024 humourous blurb for the day: you do not want to hear about the shit I’m dealing with today

Mood: me heading into every unannounced meeting. #effinbirds

Happy end to the first week of 2024 #EffinBirds #AltText #WhaddaWeek

The Effin Birds calendar page for Sat/Sun January 6/7 2024 has a sketch of a bird with the caption: I don’t know if I’m disappointed or fuckin’ horrified

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