read 機能だけで write ができないのか、と誤読 #Engrish
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Absolutely authentic and genuine is the red rower switch. It switches the rower for the system. What else.
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I haven’t seen this interesting #engrish in ages

Excuse me, is the lice meal vegetarian? 😆
#engrish #japanese #japan

I thought we were staying at Green Lake? 😂

#japan #engrish

So, you got together with a few friends and you've decided to start a J-Pop boy band (no actual musical skills required, only dancing skills,.computers and autotune will take care of the musical aspects). Now your band needs a catchy name. (1/2) #Japan #JPop #Engrish

So, you got together with a few friends and you've decided to start a J-Pop boy band (no actual musical skills required, only dancing skills,.computers and autotune will take care of the musical aspects). Now your band needs a catchy name.

No worries, I'm here to help you. Take an English noun. Any noun. And add Boy, Man or Mr. to it: Fish Boy, Snow Man, Mr. Children. (these are all actual names)
You're all set.

#Japan #JPop #Engrish

Pls don’t

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All hail the breadking!

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For inexplicable reasons my kid's school has a "manga class", run by a couple of the older students (super cool!)

This has the odd effect that now my daughter uses English words like "character" when talking of the manga they're writing.

I wonder if the "teachers" have been reading some American book, cause it seems odd japanese would use a foreign word for this (tho they use foreign words for a bunch of things,.so who knows).

#manga #engrish

Alrighty then.

#meme #memes #emergency #engrish

Having escaped Bangkok I take a very quick tour through the handicap bathroom of Narita airport. #bidet #toilethumor #japenglish #engrish #travel #disabled #internatiomaltravel #handicap

Let’s go back! #Engrish

@Dio9sys many years ago a large Japanese company wanted to market a handheld computer in the US targeted at business.

Think of something like the old Radio Shack Pocket Computer, for work.

Their US office had to strongly discourage them from calling it "The HandJob."

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Just do it #engrish #funny

I know it’s an old one, but still cracks me up. #engrish #lol

#Engrish #LFGSD #MLB

Low quality translation vs high quality translation… #FountainPens #Engrish

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I never thought that the phrase "Mad Fans around the world" would be a phrase you would find on a tube of mobile phone glue.

Also "This was a great adhesive" is not a good sign - we've not even used it yet....

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