#FIFA Golden Medal Prize of Rest in Peace #FIFA #RESTINPEACE #PRIZE #FIFAPRIZE Happy ceremony! And as always, Thought&Prayers™ from champagne sipping #gop #maga #conservative influencers You can donate here www.fifa.com so as to offer their mourning families some tickets for #worldcup #parody

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Trump is widely expected to win next year’s Physics–FIFA Prize for his groundbreaking revival of the legendary "Indiana Pi Bill".
According to his latest findings, the value of π is no longer fixed: π may equal whatever he feels like at the moment — occasionally a banana, sometimes a car (preferably one with an internal combustion engine).
Ironically, despite his confidence, he appears to have never actually met π...

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Breaking: FIFA wins the FIFA Prize for handing out FIFA prizes.

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