Dustin the Turkey Announces Presidential Bid: Ireland Braces for Feathered Leader
#DustinForPresident #FowlPlay #EireElection #TurkeyTakesCharge #FeathersInPower By: TheJestPress.com In a move that has both ruffled feathers and inspired poultry across Ireland, Dustin the Turkey, beloved sock puppet and national feathered treasure, announced this morning his intention to run for President of Ireland in the upcoming election. Clucking confidently at a press conference…