Now that the distraction of the choreographed #GarbageReshuffle is over, let us return to the real headlines👇that were being hidden by our Event Manager #ModiLies

#FailedModiSarkar
#ModiFailsIndia

Let's judge them by their "WORK"
#GarbageReshuffle

Let's judge them by their disastrous "work" and begin the purge from the top.
#GarbageReshuffle

लेडीझ एंड झेंटलमैंन, बोइज एंड गल्स

पेश-ए-खिदमत है मोदी दरबार के नवरत्न, भारत के नए नवेले स्वास्थ मंत्री

स्वैग से करो इनका स्वागत. #GarbageReshuffle

Modi is in charge of Science & Technology.
Popularize #ModiScience

We can all cook using absolutely free gas, piped in from gutters, nalas & drains.

Why pay for cooking gas which has doubled in price within 7 yrs?
#GarbageReshuffle

PMO takes all the disastrous decisions

PMO should be accountable for the disasters

Not a powerless cabinet

#GarbageReshuffle is nothing but Modi dodging his own accountability, for all his failures on every front.

Fraud Baba will be disappointed.
Modi should have made him Health Minister.
#GarbageReshuffle

If you can't become Congress PM candidate or party president, you can officially become a Modi Yes-Man.

#GarbageReshuffle

After #GarbageReshuffle Divider-in-Chief pracharak will still not find a single meritorious Muslim to be included in his govt (apart from RSS damaad Naqvi)

#GarbageReshuffle

Condolences to all the givers of unsolicited bad advice who wanted Congress hijacked, with Scindia as party president or PM candidate.

Pride goes before a fall.

Pride goes also when Modi needs a scapegoat to save his own tattered image.

#GarbageReshuffle

Why did Harsh Vardhan resign?
He promoted Fraud Baba's spurious remedies as ordered by his RSS bosses, while being a willing scapegoat for Modi.

#GarbageReshuffle

MoS Finance, Anurag Thakur, leading the crowd to chant “Desh ke gaddaron ko, Goli maro salon ko” definitely needs a big promotion in Modi's cabinet.
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#ModiMadeDisaster & his henchmen remain after the #GarbageReshuffle

They are the constant disasters in this disastrous regime.

#GarbageReshuffle accomplishes nothing.

What India really needs is a competent, democratic, educated and well-intentioned Prime Minister.

#GarbageReshuffle hides the trash, but not the stink of a rotten regime.
As always.

#GarbageReshuffle produces the same faces wearing different masks.

मध्य प्रदेश का मतदाता तब भी छला महसूस किया होगा और आज भी.

मगर आज मोदी ने अपने ही वफादारों को छल लिया. आजीवन भाजपाइयों को हटा कर पूर्व कांग्रेसी को मंत्री बना दिया.
ऐसा कोई सगा नहीं, जिसे इसने डसा नहीं  #GarbageReshuffle

आज मिल ही गई आखिर कुत्ते को हड्डी (Via WAP)

#GarbageReshuffle

Q: Why does Modi pretend to have a cabinet, when it's his PMO that takes every bad decision?

-No cabinet meeting before Noteban
-Defence Ministry #RafaleScam objections overruled by PMO
-Pandemic mismanagement by PMO

A: Because he never wants accountability
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