"Wow, that's delicious! What is it?"

"It's Japanese Kobe beef with Greek saffron and Italian white Alba truffle sauce."

• unimaginative
• pretentious
• expensive
• one-off
• lame

"Oh, I asked the butcher if he had some leftovers for dogs, and then I fried them in butter, garlic and whatever spices I liked."

• impressive
• actual skill
• pure culinary prowess
• prolly does this every other day
• dog (furry exclusive)

#Cooking #Food #GarlicFTW #CheapFood #Furry #VirginVsChad

@PaulNickson @blingoali @Cbfoley @aadams6363 @Mia67 @DoubleTreble @MaJ1 @Mrfunkedude @harriettmb @SurrealSeal @purplepadma @Krisss

I support thee. The trick is to get 'em while their young.
Been feeding my kids garlic every meal since they were toddlers. Husband now thinks food is unauthenticated less it has garlic in it.
His Mum became allergic when she was in her 30s, so husband was deprived 'till the advent of me.
#GarlicFTW