YAMAHA: NO WE CAN'T FIX YOUR KEYBOARD. WE MAKE SPORTBIKES NOW... NERD
#Hashtaggames
FACEBOOK: IF YOU ARE STILL HERE, YOU ARE IN TOO DEEP. IT IS SOULBOOK NOW
Non-Dairy Creamer Association: No cows were fondled for this cream.
REISERFS: absolute KILLER filesystem
Kraft Singles: Legally allowed to call ourselves cheese in most countries
@signalapp: WE'RE SECURE, IT'S THE END USERS WHO SUCK AT MAKING SURE THEIR OPSEC IS CLEAN. 🇺🇸👊🔥
#hashtaggames
Ford Pinto: We're safer than a Tesla Cybertruck
SIGNAL: WE DON'T RECALL
SIGNAL: CLEAN ON OPSEC 👊 🇺🇸 🔥
We see that you are using an ad blocker, which makes it so hard for us to get hold of you to talk with you about your car warranty
Also Mastodon: Have it your way
Windows 95: The First OS with the Y2K bug in its name.
Windows 98: The Second OS with the Y2K bug in its name, brought to you by Microsoft, after 3 years of experience with Windows 95, and hindsight, and a huge budget.
Windows: Plug & Pray!
Windows: Why breathe Free Software when you can breathe Premium Air from a Microsoft Air canister?
Does Equis : Least Interesting Beer in the World
NETFLIX
Are you still watching?
Anybody still up?
What kind of mischief is afoot?
Got any memes?
#HashtagGames?
Dad jokes?
Gimme something; I'm dying here.
🍸 🐲 🚬
#DragonAfterDark
Office365: making life miserable for IT admins the world over.
Discovery Channel: we won’t stop until we’ve filmed every single animal on Earth fucking. #CommercialCatchPhrases #HashtagGames
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