"I once said I don't like banana bread on Twitter!" - JESSE THORN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #HolidayLeftovers #NationalBananaBreadDay #JesseThorn

"Once I was flying to Seattle, and John Roderick, our friend, who lives in Seattle, said that he would pick me up at the airport." - JOHN HODGMAN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #JohnHodgman

"But I'm not gonna go through the effort to form it into a pancake." - JESSE THORN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #NationalPancakeDay #JesseThorn

"White chocolate is an abomination!" - JESSE THORN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #NationalWhiteChocolateDay #JesseThorn

"They had a copy of Stephen King's Carrie there!" - JOHN HODGMAN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #StephenKing #HappyBirthdayStephenKing #JohnHodgman

"She later said 'I know about Santa. What about the Tooth Fairy?'" - JOHN HODGMAN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #NationalToothFairyDay #JohnHodgman

"I know some people eat donuts for breakfast!" - JESSE THORN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #NationalDonutDay #JesseThorn

"Coffee cake is called coffee cake 'cause you have it with coffee!" - JOHN HODGMAN, Holiday Leftovers, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #HolidayLeftovers #NationalCoffeeCakeDay #JohnHodgman