For fucks sake, who decided to necromance #BonciBuddy but shittier? It's like every joke about alexa buying stuff for you is becoming a reality. #AI #ShitAi #FuckAI #ShoopingAssistant #IhateJavascript #buzzfeed #ShittySkynet

Two hours of hand-to-hand combat with npm today almost made me long for the simplicity of FoxPro. #IHateJavascript