🚨 Breaking news: Nerds invent new way to obsess over imaginary internet points! 📊 Now you can track how many virtual high-fives your cat meme got on a forum for programmers. Because clearly, this is the pinnacle of human achievement. 😹
https://hn.dunkirk.sh/ #NerdsInventing #InternetPoints #CatMemeStats #VirtualHighFives #ProgrammerHumor #HumanAchievement #HackerNews #ngated

Noticed that https://github.com/wader/fq now has over 10k internet pointz! (github stars) 🎈 but not sure what that means

#fq #internetpoints

Hey #Mastodon,

If you like some content, please boost it instead of just favoriting it. Favoriting a post does nothing except give the author a dopamine hit that gets addictive. Boosting makes content much more meaningful by sharing it with a wider audience. To me, that matters much more than how many internet points I get.

#SocialMedia #addiction #content #sharing #knowledge #KnowledgeSharing #education #awareness #InternetPoints #popular #PopuarityContest

(bonus #InternetPoints if you spot the actual error that #Hatchling1 pointed out to me)

Here's your reminder that it's all made up and the points don't matter.
Stay wavey my dudes.

#synthwave #corporate #dystopia #cyberpunk
#money #cloutChasing #InternetPoints
#whoseLineIsItAnyway