"It had seemed like a great idea, just two years prior." - JAMIE LOFTUS, Descent Into Darkness, The Legend of SwordQuest #SwordQuest #Atari #JamieLoftus

"I am technically here as a guest of Netflix!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, bonus episode: the kobayashi vs. chestnut rematch, live in las vegas, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #NationalStreamingDay #JamieLoftus

"I recently realized that one of my cats is, more or less, a ringer, visually and behavior-wise, for Donkey, from Shrek!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the age of algospeak feat. the etymology nerd, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"His disgusting vacation mold was penicillin!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, badger badger mushroom (with jonti picking), Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"That was Tony Hawk, for some reason." - JAMIE LOFTUS, hq trivia and the quiz daddy, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #TonyHawk #HappyBirthdayTonyHawk #JamieLoftus

"I was not impressed with the return of Talk Tuah!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, why the SEC ignored the hawk tuah scam feat. john reed stark, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"No rizz!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the hawk tuah flop comeback, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"The Streisand effect references an incident from 2003!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the naomi h story, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #BarbraStreisand #HappyBirthdayBarbraStreisand #JamieLoftus

"Jesus Christ!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, overly attached girlfriend, pt. 1, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"The game didn't tell them!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, Gentlemen, Start Your Joysticks, The Legend of SwordQuest #SwordQuest #Atari #JamieLoftus

"I don't even like Bob Dylan, but music is so cool!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the world according to tay zonday, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"Homer joins NASA in the 1980s!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the naomi h story, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #InternationalDayforHumanSpaceFlight #JamieLoftus

"What is your FAVORITE smell?" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the smell doctor who was 'too woke': dr. ally louks, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"There's an approximate 350 pygmy hippos living in zoos, across the world, as of late 2014!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, moo deng and the plight of the viral zoo animal, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #NationalZooLoversDay #PygmyHippoDay #JamieLoftus

"What I am describing to you is a pile of garbage in the woods." - JAMIE LOFTUS, Waiting for the Spirit in the Cape, Ghost Church by Jamie Loftus #GhostChurch #JamieLoftus

"He is a total fraud from Nebraska." - JAMIE LOFTUS, the wicked witch of the east, bro, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #NationalNebraskaDay #JamieLoftus

"He was willing to kill, in order to keep Duolingo users' streaks going!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the horny duolingo bird lives: zaria parvez, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"I love it!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, Aackt 4: The Pages Around Cathy, Part 2, Aack Cast #AackCast #JamieLoftus

"As things got weirder, social media had to up the STEAKS!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, why is my freezer steak tweeting nihilism: the steakumm saga, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"Now THAT'S fresh beef!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the wendy's twitter roast master: amy brown, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus