Wall Street's panic button got jammed on "plummet mode" again, leaving the financial wizards to consult their Magic 8-Balls 📉🔮. Meanwhile, Reuters serves up a riveting thriller: the Great JavaScript Adventure, where ad blockers are the villains 😂🔌.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-investors-braced-more-volatility-bumps-ahead-monday-trading-open-2025-04-06/ #WallStreetPanic #Magic8Ball #JavaScriptAdventure #AdBlockerVillains #FinancialThriller #HackerNews #ngated