I don't know why anyone thinks it's acceptable to stick religious junk mail in the door of MY HOME with a message about MY FAMILY.
But if anyone out there feels compelled to discuss (or debate or decry or insult) religion with a total fucking stranger, please don't hesitate to call or text the presumptuous trespasser at +81-(0)80-9037-9160.
#LatterDaySaints #Religion #FreePhoneNumber
#KnockKnock
#WhosThere
#Jesus
#JesusWho #JesusFuckingChristStayAwayFromMyHouse