#JumpAround

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-19
Original Garfield comic from July 13, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• You'll Take Your Last Breath
• I Got The Skills
• Come Get Your Fill
• 'Cause When I Shoot The Gift


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Original Text:
• Dog:  There's something I should be doing, but I can't think of it.
• Garfield:  Bark at me?
• Dog:  Not now! Can't you see I'm trying to remember something?
• Garfield:  Ho boy.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-15
Original Garfield comic from May 8, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• Put Out Your Head And Then You Wake Up In The Dawn Of The Dead
• I'm Coming To Get Ya
• I'm Coming To Get Ya


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Odie, here are the rules for today.  No barking, running, panting, or slobbering.  In other words, today you're a cat.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-13
Original Garfield comic from March 25, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• I'm Coming To Get Ya
• I'm Coming To Get Ya
• Spitting Out Lyrics


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Original Text:
• Dog:  My brother does most of the barking around here.
• Garfield:  Oooh, I'm so afraid.
• Dog #2:  BARK! BARK! BARK!
• Garfield:  By any chance, is one of you adopted?
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-05
Original Garfield comic from October 19, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• It Up Up And Around, Then Buck Buck You Down
• Put Out Your Head And Then You Wake Up In The Dawn Of The Dead
• I'm Coming To Get Ya
• I'm Coming To Get Ya


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  I must claw something!  Whew! I feel much better.
• Jon:  Have you seen my new curtains?
• Garfield:  Define "new".
2025-05-03

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Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-30
Original Garfield comic from July 21, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• Punk You Better Back Up
• Try And Play The Role And Yo The Whole Crew'll Act Up
• Get Up, Stand Up See'mon Throw Your Hands Up


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Original Text:
• Jon:  They say playing with your pet can be a real bonding experience.  Funny, but I'm not feeling the love.
• Garfield:  Come a little closer. I"LL give you love.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-28
Original Garfield comic from June 3, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• I Shoot To Kill
• I Came To Get Down, I Came To Get Down


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Original Text:
• Jon:  All the strawberries I bought are gone.  Funny, though. The shortcake is still there.
• *slap*
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-22
Original Garfield comic from January 28, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• Muggs Lifts A Funk Flow, Someone's Talking Junk
• Yo I Bust Him In The Eye
• And Then I'll Take The Punk's Hoe
• Feelin', Funkin'


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Original Text:
• Poodle:  I just got a haircut.
• Garfield:  I see.
• Poodle:  Thank you for not laughing.
• Garfield:  It ain't easy.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-17
Original Garfield comic from November 5, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• Like Arnold Schwarzanegger
• Try To Play Me Out Like, As If My Name Was Sega
• But I Ain't Going Out Like No Punk Bitch


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Original Text:
• Flea:  Hi. I'm your friendly neighborhood flea.
• Garfield:  Hey, little fella. Excuse me for just a moment.  Do we have any dynamite?
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-29
Original Garfield comic from April 12, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• Jump Up, Jump Up And Get Down!
• Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
• Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
• I'm The Cream Of The Crop


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Thanks for making my coffee, Garfield.
• *clink*
• Garfield:  You know it.
• *thlup*
• Jon:  Id's uh widdle fwick.
• *clink*
• Garfield:  You know it.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-25
Original Garfield comic from January 10, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• I Got The Skills
• Come Get Your Fill
• 'Cause When I Shoot The Gift
• I Shoot To Kill


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Original Text:
• Jon:  I'm bored, Garfield.
• Garfield:  I hate these pregnant pauses...
• Jon:  Maybe I'll buy a monkey!
• Garfield:  Bingo!
Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2025-03-18
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-17
Original Garfield comic from August 15, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• 'Cause A Pig Is A Cop
• Or Better Yet A Terminator
• Like Arnold Schwarzanegger
• Try To Play Me Out Like, As If My Name Was Sega


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Friday night?..Your treat?...That sounds great!  Wow! LIZ asked ME out on a date!  Is that allowed?
• Garfield:  Better check the rule book.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-15
Original Garfield comic from July 3, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• It Up Up And Around, Then Buck Buck You Down


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Original Text:
• "Beware of Suck-up Dog"
• Garfield:  Aren't they all?
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-09
Original Garfield comic from February 26, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• So Get Out Your Seat And Jump Around!
• Jump Around!
• Jump Around!


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Original Text:
• *click click click click*
• Garfield:  Quality, quality, quality, quality.
• *click click click click*
• Garfield:  Quality, quality, dreck, quality.
• *click click*
• Garfield:  Whoa! Back up there!
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-01
Original Garfield comic from September 27, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• Try And Play The Role And Yo The Whole Crew'll Act Up
• Get Up, Stand Up See'mon Throw Your Hands Up
• If You've Got The Feeling
• Jump Across The Ceiling


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Original Text:
• Jon:  This evening we're featuring "winged things".  "Choice cuts of chicken, turkey, owl, falcon, emu, and penguin.".  "Artificial sparrow flavoring added".
• Garfield:  That's what gives it its zing.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-02-27
Original Garfield comic from August 15, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• So Get Out Your Seat And Jump Around!
• Jump Around!
• Jump Around!


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Original Text:
• Jon:  I'm in the mood to party!  Or fold laundry.
• Garfield:  There's little difference in Jon's world.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-02-20
Original Garfield comic from March 31, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• I Came To Get Down, I Came To Get Down
• So Get Out
• Your Seat And Jump Around!


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Original Text:
• Jon:  I'm going on an imaginary date tonight!
• Garfield:  Sad...  Even his imagination is desperate.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-02-17
Original Garfield comic from January 30, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Around

Transcript:
• I'm Coming To
• Get Ya
• Spitting Out Lyrics
• Homie I'll Wet Ya
• I Came To Get Down, I Came To Get Down
• So Get Out Your Seat And Jump Around!


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Sigh.
• Garfield:  Sigh.
• Jon:  My life isn't turning out like I planned.
• Garfield:  Mine either.
• Jon:  I wanted to ACCOMPLISH something.
• Garfield:  I wanted tuna.

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