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#JustForLaughs

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #cats #TTRPG

DM: You come to a large wooden door.
Cat: I knock at the door.
DM: An orc opens it and asks you to come in.
Cat: I do nothing.
DM: He asks you to come inside again.
Cat: I do nothing.
DM: Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.
Cat: I knock at the door.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #fathersday

Durex Condom Poster: "To all those who use our competitors' products: Happy Father's Day."

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

What does a Predator see after chasing me for 15 seconds: (Pictures of aching joints and muscles).

Predator: He'll die on his own.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #LOTR

I don not trust him, Sam I am. I do not trust that Smeagol man.
I do not trust him with a fish.
I do not trust him with a dish.
I do not trust him with the bread.
I do not trust what's in his head.
I do not trust that Smeagol man. I do not trust him, Sam I am.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

"Angel Soft - Professional Series"
Professional series? This implies skill levels I have never really considered.

My all-time favorite Far Side comic.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #farside

"Great moments in evolution."
(aquatic animals looking a baseball that was just outside of the water)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #cats

"My last option when I'm losing an argument:"
(Picture of a cat sticking its tongue out).

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

"Lightning McMeth"
(A red car with a grill that looks like busted teeth. Looks like a run-down Lightning McQueen)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

"What would cure all of your problems?"
Me: (Picture of SpongeBob in a big pile of cash.)

Just for Laughs founder Gilbert Rozon on stand for 2nd day at civil trial
The 70-year-old Rozon took the stand for a second day in the high profile trial, discussing the rise of the comedy empire he founded.
#law #comedy #business #Crime #GilbertRozonTrial #JustforLaughs
https://globalnews.ca/news/11215158/just-for-laughs-gilbert-rozon-takes-stand-trial/

Just for Laughs founder Gilbert Rozon on stand for 2nd day at civil trial
The 70-year-old Rozon took the stand for a second day in the high profile trial, discussing the rise of the comedy empire he founded.
#law #comedy #business #Crime #GilbertRozonTrial #JustforLaughs
https://globalnews.ca/news/11215158/just-for-laughs-gilbert-rozon-takes-stand-trial/

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Hot indeed.

#justforlaughs #funny #meme

"Caution: Statue May Be Hot"
(Gorilla statue in a sexy pose)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #dogs

"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
(Picture of a sad puppy)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #startrek

"You're going to need a bigger starship"
(Picture of Brody, Quint, and Hooper from Jaws in Star Fleet uniforms on the Enterprise)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #cats

Merging the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme with images from the movie "Big Trouble in Little China", it features the two ladies as Jack Burton and Gracie Law and the cat as Lo Pan.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #cats

"It's the cat's birthday"
(Picture of a table with a number of items placed right at the edge of it so that the cat can, presumably, push them all off.)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

A lobster in a reflective jacket looking like he is one of the airport grounds crew.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #CSS #StarWars

Anakin and Padme meme template where Anakin says "I am learning CSS", but the entire meme is disjointed.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

Picture of a man riding a lawn mower which looks like a duck.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #startrek

Riker: I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds today.
Riker: His mom was furious.

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