#JustForLaughs

2026-02-26
Sign says: "Old Orchard", but the spacing makes it look like it says "Old Orc hard".
Comment #1: "Old Orc lucky. Some old orc not get hard. Must take blue potion."
Comment #2: "If hard lasting more than 4 hours, contact shaman. They be impressed as hell."
2026-02-26
Warning: Spaghetti will make you dance
(A warning sign which likely means that there are jellyfish in these waters, but the jellyfish look like noodles)
2026-02-24
Sign says:
"Milk it! Milk a cow $3. 2 People $5"
(Captain says: "I'm not saying no, but I think I'd like to find out who the two people are first.")
Deadlinedeadline
2026-02-24
2026-02-21
DM: So what's your backstory?
Me: My owner didn't come back from work so I'm going to find him.
(Adventurer is a dog in adventuring gear)
2026-02-18
What if I need to do both? Do I have to switch from one to the other?
(Public bathrooms labelled "1" and "2").
2026-02-14
Looks like someone got lucky last night.
(Picture of a praying mantis body with no head)
2026-02-11
"One does not simply waka waka into Mordor."
(Fozzie Bear in LOTR)
2026-02-09
Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would.
Dice 1: "Rub My"
Dice 2: "Face"
Dice 3: "On the Floor"
2026-02-03
My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together.
2026-01-31

🐲 πŸ”₯

BREAKING: City deploys dragons for snow removal after 40-foot blizzard!
2026-01-29

❄️πŸͺ

When you hit that crack in the sidewalk while shoveling.
(Picture of a person tripping forward over a snow shovel)
2026-01-27
Working in tech as of late:
(Picture of two jars. One labelled "Swear Jar" is barely filled with coins. However, the "AI Mentioned in This meeting Jar" is filled to the top)

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