I present to you, the most subtly heinous #TypeScript I've had to write this week.

It's just an object deep sorter, used when saving JSON files, so we always get deterministic output.

Except ... it's more tricky than just using `localeCompare` because modern versions of node will ignore key insertion order and return keys in number-sorted order if the keys are all number-like.

Cue: "Thanks, I hate it" or "This is why we can't have nice things".

#JustWebDeveloperThings

Me: Oooh, found a new site that sells Japanese import stationary in my country!

Also me: *spends the next twenty minutes isolating the one element that's making their sticky header take up almost 30% of the available screen height and writing custom css to throw it into the sea*

Listen, the medium may be the message, but never underestimate the value of being able to personally mangle that medium according to your needs

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