Sexmag â Sexorcyzm Review
By Dr. A.N. Grier
Thanks to the ever flippery Dolph, I am blessed to have the Sexmag in my life. And you will be too. Regardless of whether you hide them away under your bed or display them in the guest bathroom, the sex mag is back to being a staple in all homes. If itâs classy or filthy smut is up to the beholder, just as long as your children donât find them. While Polandâs Sexmag and new album, Sexorcyzm, sound like a new addition to the Lordi sump of âmetal,â theyâre far from it. Tagged as a death-thrash outfit, this little foursome is surprisingly fun and versatile for what they do. Iâd go even further than these two genres and pin old-school 80s heavy and hints of black metal to their influences, which adds a beautiful depth and uniqueness to their sound that I havenât heard in some time. I mean, itâs still as slimy as Midnight, but there is much fun on Sexmagâs debut album. Buckle up, fuckers, weâre about to get sexy.
Formed around stalwarts of the Polish underground metal scene, Sexmag appears to have a newcomer to the metal world in the form of vocalist Jacek âTruposzâ Wojno. Having never heard his voice before, his odd vocals provide the right amount of support for the bandâs songwriting style. In combination with drummer/vocalist Lord Violator, youâll find everything from low-to-high register rasps, death growls, falsetto screams, and that odd, clean vocal approach that brings to mind Fenrizâs vocal contributions to recent Darkthrone releases. In the same vein of varying vocal approaches, youâll find old-school death marches, Slayer-esque thrash moments, and impressive guitar leads and solos that reincarnate the spirit of Mercyful Fate. And to top it off, this eight-track, forty-minute debut sees track runtimes ranging from two minutes to seven.
The appropriately (and ridiculously titled) opener, âIntro (Total Metal),â gets things rolling with an instrumental piece that could have worked well on King Diamondâs Conspiracy album. It does a nice job setting the mood for the upcoming tracks, matching the sinister tone of Sexorcyzm before erupting into âInkubus.â This track showcases an old-school speed lick that morphs into an 80s-inspired death groove. But, like all the tracks on the album, there is never a dull moment in the riff department. As the song progresses, the two vocalists introduce every vocal style they can dish out with the guitars mindfuck you into oblivion. I particularly like this song because it sounds like the band struggles to match the pace between guitars and drums. But thatâs a facade once it gets rolling, and the bandâs performances throughout are impressive as hell.
While the front half is good, the albumâs back half is great. Specifically, the back-to-back-to-back âSex z diabĹem,â âCĂłry Koryntu,â and âPsalm I â Intronizacja Szatana.â Like the opener, âSex z diabĹemâ begins with some eerie synths before unleashing one of the most badass death chugs on the album. Then, as expected, this seven-minute ditty tears through riff after killer riff, providing moments of old-school Slayer before making a U-turn into an 80s heavy metal plod. It also sports the most solos Iâve heard in a single song in a long time. âCĂłry Koryntu,â on the other hand, is a slimy, mucky Autopsy-inspired cesspool that eventually escapes the mud in favor of pounding drums and clinical riff mastery. âPsalm I â Intronizacja Szatanaâ is perhaps the favorite here, opening with clean guitars that bring to mind the intro to Mercyful Fateâs âInto the Coven.â Then, it takes a wild turn for the remainder of the song, bringing to life Blood Fire Death Bathoryisms that could have worked as a bonus track to any of Bathoryâs Viking era albums.
While the vocal diversity can be outlandish at times, and songs like âSmrĂłd palonych duszâ donât hold up to the others, Sexorcyzm is a hell of a good time and a smart debut record. Coming into this release, I was dead set on dropping a dozen cheeky sex jokes, but Sexorcyzm is too much fun for even Grier to masturbate all over. Take all the impressive skill and well-crafted structure, then add a dynamic DR9 master to it, and you have an orgy that even the strictest Mormon mother can enjoy. Iâm not sure whatâs to come for these Polish bastards, but if our new pope continues to support the Sexorcyzm, Iâm fully on board.
Rating: 3.5/5.0
DR: 9 | Format Reviewed: 320 kb/s mp3
Label: Dying Victims Productions | Bandcamp
Websites: Too kvlt for this shit
Releases Worldwide: May 23rd, 2025
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