#KitchenComedy

2025-07-14

Episode 84: Coup de Salad - The one where Avery plots a leafy uprising from the crisper drawer, but the potato salad might not back him.

Bello Bear Episode 84 “Coup de Salad”

Setting: Belo’s deli, back counter.

Panel 1
AVERY: Knock knock… Who’s there? Lettuce in… the crisper drawer.
BELLO: That may be the worst knock, knock joke ever.

Panel 2
AVERY: Ha! Leafy and vengeful they will rise from the crisper drawer!!!
BELLO: Avery, not again… you’re not starting a salad coup against the deli.

Panel 3
AVERY: The crisper drawer changes a leaf. Makes it sharper. Makes it dangerous.
BELLO: Let me guess, you love the smell of lettuce in the morning, because it smells like victory?

Panel 4
AVERY: The cold greens await my command. The uprising will be swift and chlorophyll-fueled.
BELLO: Is the potato salad part of the revolution or can I use for the lunch special?
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2024-02-02

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