We have received your Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request regarding the National Security Agency's (NSA) use of animal sacrifice. After conducting a thorough search of our records, we can confirm that the NSA does use animal sacrifice as part of our technology advancement practices.

It is important to note that the animal sacrifices used by the NSA are not meant to harm or harm animals in any way, but rather to bring good luck and positive results. The animals used in these sacrifices are carefully chosen and treated with the utmost respect and care.

In addition, it is important to remember that these sacrifices are not a substitute for proper planning and execution. They are simply a way to enhance the chances of success.

We understand that the use of animal sacrifice may be controversial, but we assure you that it is a lawful practice that is done in accordance with all applicable laws and regulations. We are committed to transparency and will continue to provide you with any information that is legally available to us.

If you have any additional questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to us.

Sincerely,

Deputy Director Smith,
Office of Eldritch Technology
National Security Agency (NSA)
FOIA Officer.

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