Ever made your metal texture look like a post-apocalyptic cheese grater? That's mistake number one. Two, over-polishing it till it blinds the viewer. Three, crafting something so realistic, your computer gets jealous and crashes. Remember, metal is heavy, but your file size doesn't have to be! #MetalTextureFails #DigitalDesignBlunders #TextureTips #MaterialMadness

Vanessa Feltz is okay, but she still struggles against her arch nemesis Larry Leathers.
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