Palo Alto: “LOL, we fixed 24 vulns in a random Tuesday update with no CVE alert. Why are you panicking?”

https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/PAN-SA-2025-0012

• No alerts
• No heads-up

Just a stealth patch buried in the advisory feed.

The stats:

• 24 total CVEs
• 11 High, 11 Medium
• 100% discovered externally
• Average patch delay: 4 FUCKING years for high severity

All bundled into one advisory.
Welcome to the Patch Gacha Machine:
Spin once, fix 24 vulnerabilities (maybe).

PAN CVEs age like wine… and compromise like whiskey.

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