But, you've #OpenedTheFloodgates, #Now... [#MixedMetaphorsNotwithstanding]

I #Once took my #RomanCatholicMother to the #MoviePremiere of #Se7en...

#SheLoved the #Premiere; got to meet #BradPitt, and #MorganFreeman... #IT's #NotReally a #TakeYourMomToTheMovies #KindOfFilm, though...

Especially since she was a #Man at the time according to her #EuropeanPassport...

8 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and an #UnopenedBox with #NoOne's #HeadInIT | #OCATC

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