I think I'll murder a potato this week.
WHAT?!
Wait no, not THAT potato, tempting as the thought may be, no, I'll be chucking an actual tuber into the coals of a fire until the outside is itself coal.
Boring people wrap them in foil first, so they don't turn to coal. Not my family. The first time I saw someone use foil, I was stunned. WTF?
Didn't taste the same, either. Probably better, tbh, but just *not right*😂
Nope, I'm sticking with murdered potatoes.