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Average German railway passenger on an average Saturday

#DeutscheBahn #Deutschland #Germany #OnlyInGermany #GiantBottle #WarumNicht #WhyNot #StayHydrated #Saturday #RailTravel

View onto a platform out of the window of a train. A passenger on the platform is carrying a very large champagne bottle. A sign reads the station name "koelnmesse" and "Willkommen / welcome".

Gerade eben vor meinem Küchenfenster. 4-5 noch-nicht-ganz Teenager auf Fahrrädern.
„Hey, filmst du mich? Lass das eh! Datenschutzrichtlinie!“
„Nee. Hab‘ nur ein Photo gemacht.“
„Schickst du das jetzt deiner Schwester?“
„Nur, wenn du es erlaubst.“
😂
#datenschutz #privacy #onlyingermany

The #deutschlandticket is an absolute mess. I wanted to buy one for the current month, but DB and the app of the local authorities suggest me one starting from June at the earliest. The only other option, they say, would be waiting with a hundred other ppl, in queue for a paper one.

Meanwhile, my wife got herself a ticket through the #FreeNow taxi app. It appears to be from a different Bundesland that apparently allows buying the ticket in the current month.

#germany #onlyingermany

This is by far the most #german sign I've ever seen.

At least they actually *allow* you to use the stairs. In other places they put barrier tape around it - or even removed the whole staircase. #Germany #OnlyInGermany

Sign that says:
PLEASE NOTE: Steps non-DIN-standard. Use at your own risk.

in german:
ACHTUNG: Treppe nicht DIN-normgerecht. Benutzung auf eigene Gefahr!

AZIMUT Hotel Munich City East

¿Qué os parece un café con este horario?

#OnlyInGermany

Trying to send a bunch of letters at a #DeutschePost office in the year of our lord 2022:
"Oh no, contactless by phone is not possible"
"But the reader is right there, ok"
"No, no credit card, there's fraud you know"
"Oh really, dunno how other businesses do it..? Anyway, look this one says debit"
"That don't work either"

#OnlyInGermany #Germany