#ProgressBarSimulator

2025-03-04

The Progress Bar Simulator got a new indie-bar colab: Spitfire - Moonpie´s Mission
A new indie game from our friend
Rennsemmel81 / Sculptyfix got it's own progress bar.

You play an Alpaca!

store.steampowered.com/news/ap

#progressBarSimulator #spitfire #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #cute #pixelart #gaming

2025-02-16

meaningful error messages are important!
for example, thanks to past-me I know exactly what the error is, where the error is and what to do!
Also: Working on a new progress bar for the #ProgressBarSimulator

#gamedev #indiedev #unity #unity3d #programming #programmingTips

**TL;DR:** A frustrated developer left a harsh error message for themselves in code.  

The image shows a code snippet from a `switch` statement's `default` case. It logs an error with the message:  
```csharp
Debug.LogError("IDIOT! ADD barTypeEnum!");
```
This is likely a self-reminder to handle missing `barTypeEnum` cases, but the wording is quite harsh. The `break` statement follows the log, ensuring the program doesn't continue unexpectedly.**TL;DR:** The harsh self-reminder from the code has now appeared in the Unity error log.  

The image shows the Unity Console with three error messages:  
1. **ArgumentOutOfRangeException:** Index out of range.  
2. **Custom Error:** *"IDIOT! ADD barTypeEnum!"* from `UnityEngine.Debug.LogError`.  
3. **NullReferenceException:** Object reference not set to an instance.  

The second error is from the earlier code, where the developer left a blunt message as a reminder to handle missing `barTypeEnum` cases.
2025-02-01

Are you an indie game developer/know of an indie game with an interesting progress bar?
Then we like to colab with you/the devs and add it to the Progress Bar Simulator!

store.steampowered.com/app/661

#gamedev #indiedev #progressbarsimulator #colab #indiebar

**TL;DR:** Retro-style screen with a progress bar and indie game titles like *Super Blood Hockey*, *There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension*, *Rise to Ruins*, and *Flotsam*.  

The image shows a retro computer interface with green pixelated text. At the top, it says "Progress Bar Simulator" followed by a green progress bar. Below, the text "INDIE BAR" appears in the center. Four colorful indie game titles are displayed:  

- *Super Blood Hockey* in bold yellow, red (dripping like blood), and blue.  
- *There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension* in dynamic white, red, and purple text.  
- *Rise to Ruins* in a crumbling stone style with "LOADING" beneath in green.  
- *Flotsam* in quirky red and white text over a wavy blue progress bar.  

The screen mimics a vintage terminal setup while showcasing the games.
2024-12-22

@GabeMoralesVR i mean, as long as you don't build an API or plugin or whatever where other systems rely on, using anything but semantic versioning is totally fine.
All of our games have a "I feel like this version fits" and otherwise just incrementing the 2nd or 3rd segment.

I mean the #ProgressBarSimulator is now in version 0.9.9.9g ^^"

TL;DR: A retro-style game interface with instructions and a Fallout-inspired Vault Boy horse logo.

Image Description:
A retro computer interface is displayed on a blue screen with bright cyan text, mimicking DOS-era aesthetics. The text provides options to start or continue a game in various modes, such as normal, idle, and speed-run. It also lists controls like SPACE to progress and ESC to exit. In the top-right corner is a stylized golden logo of a horse resembling Fallout's Vault Boy, giving a thumbs-up gesture.

Text Extracted:

Starting ProgressOS 0.9.9.9g_steam_h.o.r.s.e.lst  
SpielmannSpiel 1984  

found stats, loading... OK  
found settings, loading... OK  

Operations:  
  press F2 to enter DEV console  

press number to start game in mode:  
  1 normal            2 idle (autoprogress)  
  3 RUN.bar (speed-run)   4 defrag  
  C continue last progress (.normal)  

ingame controls (see HELP for more):  
  progress:        SPACE  
  regress:         BACKSPACE  
  back to menu:    ESC  

help:     H  
options:  O  
reset term:  R  
stats:    S  
exit game:  ESC
2024-12-05

Get your favorite unknown streamer DLC, featuring @hergorntv, now and never EVER progress alone with the ultimate progression companion!

store.steampowered.com/app/327

#ProgressBarSimulator #hergorn #hergornTV #steam #indiegame #steam

2024-10-15

BEHOLD! the #ProgressBarSimulator will have a new DLC:

The @hergorntv DLC!

Wishlist now on #steam and support your favorite Hergorn!

store.steampowered.com/app/327

2024-09-23

After years of research, trial & error, we FINALLY made it!
I am happy to announce that we made an even more pointless game than the Progress Bar Simulator!

Wishlist the Light Switch Simulator now on steam!

store.steampowered.com/app/314

#steam #gamedev #indiedev #simulator #LisghtSwitchSimulator #ProgressBarSimulator

2024-09-17

@yogthos I still have the link to the OG at hand fxtwitter.com/ahieiei/status/1, because I always wanted to put it into the Progress Bar Simulator

spielmannspiel.com/progressbar

#ProgressBarSimulator

2023-10-16

steam reviews for the progress bar simulator are always something ^^"

spielmannspiel.com/progressbar

#steam #ProgressBarSimulator #gamedev #indiedev #Review

RECOMMENDET

Мне так надоело кликать что захотелось выбросить мышку в окно с 50 этажа
I was so tired of clicking that I wanted to throw the mouse out the window from the 50th floor
2023-05-16

@elidupree love it!
the creator of the Progress Bar Simulator speaking

#ProgressBarSimulator

spielmannspiel.com/progressbar

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