🚀🤖 Behold the latest marvel: a "Redis-compatible" #database that won't save your code but will surely save you sleep by confusing you with its endless #buzzwords and licensing acronyms. 🙄🔑 Because who needs clarity when you can have a distributed, transactional, key-value headache?
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